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zeggy
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I would superglue his willy to his pubes while he was asleep |
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Dan J
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The best revenge is to move on and have a wonderful life with someone else. |
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Centurion
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Just break up with them and go about your life as if nothing is wrong. It will drive them nuts! |
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jim b
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piddle in his mouthwash. |
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kehkohjones
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The best form of revenge is SUCCESS. Keep you head up high and maintain a level of self-respect and pride, be a lady at all times and dress like a lady! Do not lower yourself to vindictiveness like some lowlife! NO! Be a lady at all times, and make him feel as though he lost the best thing in his miserable life!
Drop him before he infects you with something you won't want to deal with. There are more STDs than you and I can shake sticks at! Have yourself checked out by a bona fide medical doctor, and let him know that you did it for your own safety because of HIS cheating. Don't nag him, don't say more and do not repeat it more than once.
Go about your business and succeed at whatever you do. Conduct yourself like a lady at all times, not like a vindictive witch or anything like that... that is what he wants so he can use it as an excuse to justify his lowlife actions. NEVER lower yourself to his level of depravity.
Take a few college courses and improve your speaking skills. Improve your academic skills and see how you'll move up in the workplace. Get a promotion or a better job and go about your life as if he was just holding you back!
Dress like a lady. Speak like a lady. If you see his relatives, be nice to them (even if you want to beat the living dogshit out of them) and be courteous and cordial; be polite and respectful, and do NOT talk ill of him... that's what they want so they can run to him and report to him that you were trash-talking about him (no matter how truthful your comments may be). Remember his family at Christmas and during all other holidays; a simple card won't kill you or break your piggy-bank but it will remind them of what he lost because of his stupidity!
YOU are a lady. You lowered your standards to be with him, THAT is how you should conduct yourself at all times. That is the ultimate revenge on a cheating partner! DUMP HIM AND NEVER GO BACK, or you'll deserve everything he'll do again! |
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Wood77
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By living well. Good Luck |
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ozzysheeplover
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shag their mum or their favorite pet |
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funkysha916
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Be happy is the best revenge.. Dont stand on his level.. I truly believ in karma.. What goes around coems around.. |
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Sandy
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I wouldnt lower myself to his standard. Id hold my head high and think I was better off without the B-----d. |
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RiverRat
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Switch his tube of K.Y. gel with super glue. |
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Gussyellis41
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Drain the bank accounts and leave him with nothing! Then walk away and don't look back. If he cheats once, he will cheat again. |
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azjimhowe
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I would forgive them, tell them the trust is distroyed, I would move on. You will leave them empty and regretting their actions for the rest of their life. What better revenge than a life sentence of guilty? |
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Kim
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move out but not before shaving his head and eyebrows... |
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~ steph j ~ The Shepherdess
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Bobbit then marry rich lol (and well hung) |
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non-workingmonkey
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I wouldn't do a thing. The only person who suffers in the long term after an act of revenge is the person who's carrying out the revenge. Regret, humiliation, embarrassment, loss of dignity and control are hardly worth the fleeting joy of putting prawns in the hem of someone's curtain, or telling tales, or burning their car.
Cheesy but true: the best revenge you can have is to stop giving a **** and move on and be happy. |
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butterflyboots49
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if i lived with them i'd burn all their clothes while they are sleeping in the nuddy |
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i_love_my_mp
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Get EVERYTHING in the DIVORCE! |
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veronica
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pretend not to know rub raw chillies in the creutch of aal his pants
it stings like fu****k
and goes red he will either have to admit he has been sleeeping around or go to an std clinic how emarasing
how emaresing when he has to confesss all u just laugh
well it worked for me anway
i got revenge told all his mate he had an std |
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~Twisted Sister~
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I would tell you what i did once but it got me in trouble so i won't, i'll just say Karma is a bit*h! |
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twinsters
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walk away without a glance dont let him know you have been hurt.. that would be a great revenge because he will be totally gutted to think he has lost a decent woman.... |
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charles j
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To move on and be glad you found out now and not 10 to 15 years from now. Its better to know now then to waste your life with someone who doesnt feel the same way you do. |
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gypsy
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The ultimate revenge is to totally ignore the cheat. Cheats love attention. |
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jo p
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cheat on him & make sure he sees the photos of you in action! |
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Kris
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The best revenge may be a slow process and might not be considered a revenge at all. I had that happen to me and two years later they wanted me back but I didn't want them. It felt like I got my revenge. |
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wildflower23000
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dump his *** and get out there and smile and look happy even if you're seething inside. |
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do nothing. belive me that will cause more heartache!!!!!!! |
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pramodvpacher
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forgive him as that may be the most difficult for you but "Life is a great leveller" so nature will take course.You must carry on with life coz thats what true love is also all about.I know its difficult but you r not the only one who has been trough this.Time will heal yr pain & a day will come when u yrself will say"Thank God" it happened |
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KJA
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Unfortunately the immediate gratification of revenge doesn't last and you end up feeling worse about yourself for sinking to your partners level...
you have 2 choices, if it is the first time and they truely regret doing it, you can possibly work through it...
If it is a repeat performance, then do yourself a favour and dump them... If married, take as much from the divorce as you can.
Whatever happens, be good to yourself and allow happiness to find you.
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misscynic
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Revenge isn't worth it - just do what is right for you and forget about th cheater |
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magnolia_76
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Living well is the best revenge. Move on and let him see your happy. |
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