I'm a math proffessor. I just drank a whole bottle of laxatives. My 1st class is coming in now. Should I worry?
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I'm a math proffessor. I just drank a whole bottle of laxatives. My 1st class is coming in now. Should I worry?
 
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sugarbud
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1 (bottle) + N (hours) = X (do do) |
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Lioness
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I really think you should take this question to the "stupid medical questions" forum. And "professor" has one "f" in it, Mr. Ph.D. |
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Spindrift
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You're a "math proffessor" who joined TODAY and cannot SPELL PROFESSOR. Numb nuts. Good thing you did take those laxatives, you're so full of what makes the grass grow green you need them! |
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Crystal
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why didn't you wait until after your classes??? |
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oh really
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uh-oh, it sounds like you're in deep d**-d**! the sh** is about to hit the fan :0 |
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Janet W
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Yes you and your class should both worry. First for having a dumb *** professor who can't spell and second for having a professor who can't put a question in the right category. Where do you teach, hopefully it's not in the USA. Guess your just a lame |
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Fabrina
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I hate math, but i did well on it. So, you should worry about it because if you know you're going to teach math how come you drank a lot. That question doesn't making any sense at all for me because you already know the answer. Don't never drink at all. i can understand you can drink just a little, but you drink a lot dude. Sorry about it . i think you'' ll be in trouble for that. |
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adam g
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Just put on a depend and hope for the best |
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Anjell
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pwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha |
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trigger
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Just keep the door clear. |
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wilma s
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Yes in more ways than one |
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raspberryph
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A whole bottle of laxatives is dangerous and stupid, you would think you might know that. |
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pinktink0908
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a professor huh ? |
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Joe F
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are u on crack
you going to be $hittin and fartin the class up
i know u did not do what u said but thanx for 2 pts @$$ hole |
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