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blueberry
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you deserve every dish that will be flying towards you tonight |
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Dave S
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Stop being a d*ck. and don't go out with anyone, ever...You don't deserve anyone. |
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Love my kittys
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You are the one that f***d up! Hopefully she leaves you! I am just hoping this is a joke, and that you are trolling. |
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••○ PitBuLL ○••
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You are a complete fool Go to hell stupid *** |
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Chelsey the Deer Hunter =)
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Are you serious? Why be married if you want another relationship? You are pathetic. |
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Satanic Brainsmasher
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Divorce court. Move in with your mistress. |
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winduptoy
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I think I got this joke in an email forward once. |
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pjania
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lmfao get packed and move in with the bit on the side |
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redhead27
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go to rehab, first off. |
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Crystal W
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I hope she leaves you. If you really didn't want her to be happy and were interested in other women, why bother with her? You may not see it this way, but if all you were gonna do was cause her unhappiness and hate her then why not divorce her? Doesn't she at least deserve the chance to be happy with someone else? You seem like a loser. |
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LDub47
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Find a good divorce lawyer. That mess is pretty hard to clean up after. |
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Anniekd
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Karma. I'm sorry. When this has blown over, never, ever treat a person like that again. |
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nancy_aguirre3
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wow!!!!! ok, first apologize and the u tell her that shes better off without you, then u just let her be happy. and eventually shell find a MAN who will value her. ur such a loser. i dont know who would want to be with you, if u texted another woman that u dropped off the B**** i would be thinking that u would do the same with her.... |
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Queen of Beer
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Yes, you are pretty screwed. Ask your mom what you should do in this situation. |
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premiumgirl4u
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ROFL
that is funny !! Dude you fu<ked up big time if i was you delete the text and any other text that you have from the other person you have been seeing before she finds it .... |
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Titch
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haha i got a txt like that once. not married but he was my boyfriend. WAS. you are mostly likely going to get a divorce or have to plead your sorry *** off. i hope the bit on the side was worth it cause its the last physical contact your going to have for a while LOL
p.s dont just say sorry, cause it doesn't quite cut it in this case |
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Wheels
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WOW! Gotta love text messaging, LOL. All I can say is' if I were your wife---I wouldn't take the text so lightly. Good luck dude. |
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L H
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Your only hope is to introduce the two and ask your wife if she would be interested in an 'unconventional' relationship. I have a buddy that has two girlfriends and they all live together. |
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KJ
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LMFAO |
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vixinca
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Your immature and an idiot. You shouldn't be cheating, you will ALWAYS get caught. If you want to be messing around, why don't you FIRST divorce the b*tch, as you say. You can't have your cake and eat it too! Now, be a real man and come clean with everything. You need to learn from this mistake, and get rid of the b*tch your f**cking around with! |
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rm.moran
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First of all if you are cheating on her, please be sincere with you and compare between both women, to see who is the best for you.
What would you do if your wife does the same thing? Would you like it? |
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Jason D
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tell her that you were joking with a friend, tell her that it wasn't about her. Good Luck!! You better have flowers tonight. |
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Jc J
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lol....... that's why i never text my wife! |
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