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Jon C
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"a diabetic walrus" "a drunken midget wearing platform shoes..."
HOw can any comedian compete with that!
welcome Saturday night live!
You made my day! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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getmymackon
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No stay with her and live the miserable life that she lives having you around. |
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Of course you should leave her since your criteria for marriage is shallow. You might as well give her the chance to find someone who will really love her. Meanwhile you can move on to the next hot chick who will lose her appeal eventually. |
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LoVeLy
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why would you leave her because of that? u said that shes wonderful....please look past her looks...what goes around comes around, so be careful, cuz it will happen to you....im sure that you have many flaws of your own |
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BLOWHOT
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Then you go for another slim beauty. You enjoy her and after some time she became fatty and ugly like a drunken mudget wearing platform shoes. Yeah.
As you said at first she was hot and her personally shines with perfection - you enjoyed that only. When she became fatty you noticed only all of a sudden in one day or the gradual transformation.
You sent her to a fitness centre and tell her to adhere strictly their rules on dieting too. She will become alright and you will find her again hot and shining. Ok. Don't change partners like changing shirts. |
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mamabear1957
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What a horrible way to describe a woman that you supposedly love?????? You need to have a serious talk with a marriage counselor or you WILL end up in divorce court. So she's changed, how much have you changed since the wedding????? |
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Agnes E
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Skunk |
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ALL-MAN ©
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If anyone seriously responds to this, it will be hilarious. |
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Phobias
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if you think her weight is a problem, you dont love her. |
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Linda S
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She should leave you. No wonder she has gained
weight. She wants to have a barrier between her
beautiful soul and your insensitivity.
You sound too young to be married. I feel bad
for her. |
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Kc
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Leave her??
What just like that?
Don't you love her enougth to help her lose the excess of pounds
What happened to her?
Why did she suddenly started putting on weight? Did you guys go to see the doctor? Could it be genetic problem or some disease she developped?
Well, obviously, if she does manage to lose some weight, it will do wonders for her health and for her self esteem obviously.
Do you think that she let herself go after the marriage?
Do you have children?
The truth is, after your first pregnancy, if you don't get rid of the fat straight away, it's going to be more difficult to later.
To be able to do that, you need moral support and possibly for your partner or a friend to help you. Do some exercise with you or encourage you by sharing your diet.
Do you think that you are helping enougth at home? Sharing the housework?
Is she depressed?
The thing is when you are depressed, you get disgusted with yourself and you want to punish yourself, and when you look at yourself you think that you already look so ugly that you might as well just carry on eating!
So, unless you are 100% sure that your wife is just being a lazy bone, you should try and understand what's happening instead of giving up on her, just because her looks are not so great any more!
I don't say that no matter what you have to stay, but if you haven't tried to help....
And although her looks were part of the reason you chose her, surely there was more to your relationship than that?!!! |
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tell her you want to get fit an you want her to join you. make it sound like a fun couples thing an she may go . but whatever you do dont tell her the reason or even hit at it . |
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punxsutawney phil
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The question you need to answer is:- "Why has she lost respect in herself?" |
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Ai ai
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No.. unless you just married her for her looks... but even then, you've already taken vows to be with her for better or for worse, etc. You will just have to live with her.. Be her inspiration!!
Some women lose interest in maintaining their good looks because of depression. Could it be that you have settled her into a lifestyle that has brought about all this? |
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Pretty in punk chick
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For starters, if u REALLY like cheese as much as your username suggests I reckon u r gonna experience some pretty heft weight gain yourself...would she leave you???
Do u love your wife? If u do then its worth finding out WHY she's put on so much weight...maybe she is so miserable she is comfort eating? People dont suddenly pile on wieght cos they 'are married and they can' - there's always a reason. Are u man enough to face up to the fact that you could be part of that reason? |
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crazy dude
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wt* are u even a man? u marry her just cause she is beautiful? u are really not a man. if u are, nvr leave her and learn to love her for who she is and not for how she looks like! |
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keral
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caring her and help for losting fat |
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D S♦T♦A♦R♦S
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By the way you described her now it sounds to wacky like you are being funny. But it all depends how you really feel if you love her then help her loose weight if you dont love her anymore then do her the favor and leave her alone. |
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preggy gurl
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you're in alot of trouble if you'd married her for looks in the first place. well, sometimes, things happen the way you dread it to happen. you have not much to do but to love her in another way, perhaps her character or something. come on, she'll definitely look better after you talk to her right? add a lil sugar to all the truths you might want to tell her. that might just work out. all the best! |
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resqshanna
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if your going to be that shallow then leave her and one day youll regret it. She will be better off for it. Cause if you really loved her then you could never ask that question. Shame on you you obviously took no stock into till death do us part or for better or worse. Were to obsessed with looks nowdays. Besides maybe theres something wrong, maybe she is depressed and thats why that happens alot, try to motivate her but accept her for who she is. |
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Ravenwolf
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Not to be rude, but if you are calling your wonderful girl "a diabetic walrus that got kicked in the face by a drunken midget wearing platform shoes" ....then I think you have some problems. And by the way, you should apollogize to her for saying that. Even if she doesn't know why. |
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Sakae
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WOW. thats saddned me because you care what she looks like. looks are not imporant. Personality is imporant... If you dont love her then leave her just because shes not that hot anymore and she doesnt deserve this from you... Maybe leave her cause it will cause the more pains in the future... |
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USHERZ.WIFEY
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Its not all about the looks you know!
If you really love her then why should it matter?
I wish ur wife would just up n leave your butt for sum1 who appreciates her!
u dont sound worth her time anywayz |
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Mrs. T
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No, you married her because you loved all of her, not just her looks I hope. Encourage her to go on a diet or workout with her. Weight can be lost, she is still the same person you married. You don't leave someone just because they change a little, you figure out ways to solve it! What are you going to do when you guys get old and gray?? Marriage is forever, you know. |
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Joe Schmo
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That is the funniest thing i've ever read, lmao |
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