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Helena
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You have been called up to serve in the Iraq war, then the next day tell them they had the wrong woman. |
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C
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How about honesty?
Call in and tell them that you are just to darn lazy to work today and you really have no ambition for a better life.
Make sure to add that you don't respect them enough to show up but you really do NEED a raise.
Now that would be refreshing.
Peace! |
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I`m not mean, your just a sissy
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someone robbed my house and I have to wait around for the police and the insurance adjuster to show up. |
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♥♥do fairy tales come true?♥♥
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ummmm your house was put on 24 hour quarantine--so no one can leave or come =) |
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Leaf
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Troublesome ferrets are living under your desk at work and only come out when they are agitated by the sound of typing. Refuse to come back to work until the problem is taken care of. |
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Valerie X
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Car trouble. |
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ftumpsh
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your nose wont stop bleeding!!! |
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Girl Interrupted
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say family emergencies.
and if they ask what, say you'd rather not talk about it. |
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xena
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Your dog ate your car keys |
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Lianna
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Your cat died. Have to run your pet to emergency vet. You can't see. Throwing up blood. Mom is getting surgery. Car trouble. Fire station is here becuase you almost burnt down your house. Lol I don't know, good luck |
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ndnqt1966
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How about the truth...that you just don't want to work because you are lazy today..... |
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Alex P
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that your dog died |
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manicania
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgtUvgYi8U
watch this, theres a whole section on how to not go to work and get away with it.
it's step 6, right around 2 minutes into the video. |
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WeeBee
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Alien abduction? Your dog ate your car keys? You've fallen and you can't get up?
I once knew a girl that called in to work saying she couldn't come in that day because "they" (no idea who "they" were) had an invisible force-field around her house that prevented her from opening any doors or windows. She was, of course, certifiable and had run out of her medication, (yes, I'm totally serious) so... Not really sure if you want to use that one unless some time in a padded cell appeals to you... |
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cunnitr
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Why is this in marriage/divorce? |
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Mel
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going into labor |
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Dentist H since 2001
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I need to know what kind of job lets you get away with all these excuses!
Why don't you just quit and stay at home?
Be your own boss and then, you can only make excuses to yourself. You can get the hours you want and the pay that you want depending on how hard you want to work. For example, sell things on Ebay. Be a medical transciprtionist at home.
You obviously don't like your job. This should be the red flag that alerts you to find something new. |
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Stephen K
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You have thrown your back out and can;t even get up out of bed. You are going to get to the doctor, but you know what he is going to tell you |
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boucho
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Tell them your eyes hurt
you cant see coming in today |
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eppie p
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just because you don't feel like |
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"33"
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you're in jail. |
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whatthehell
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let them u hit the powerball...going to cliam ur prize today |
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Padge
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Say your dog got ran over and your young daughter/son is devastated and dont want to go in school so you're staying at home with them while they're upset |
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annswers
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Just be honest and say "sick". |
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flikapotamus
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er sorry im late the train got a puncture.........
sorry im late the alarm clock run out of gas. |
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blueyedgirl
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AF has arrived and its more than you can handle, tell them its making you really sick.
Good LUCK |
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Pastor Bill
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Since today is Super Tuesday, how about this excuse?
I spent the day researching the candidates and voting for the next president.
What a learning experience this could be! |
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***ME***
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Tell them you think you have head lice. That you are going to get it checked out. Then when you go back to work, tell them it turned out to be dandruff. |
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CorpCityGrl
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You have stomach issues--that always works and leaves no room for questions. |
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Mickey V
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You got the poops. |
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susy0082
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I pooped my pants. Worked for a coworker of mine for years when he had to fill out the paper work for being late or absent, until one day he finally got written up by corporate. I guess Target is insensitive to people who have no control over their bowel movements. |
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