I need revenge!!?

stratplayer1967

if he takes vitamins, replace them with estrogen pills.

Rub his toothbrush around the underside rim of the toilet.

Put one some of that icy hot stuff in the crotch of his underwear.

Joyce R

If you can get into his appartment, push some shrimps in his curtain rods... it takes a while, but the stench will be horrible and he won't know where it comes from!

dances with cats

do you know his important numbers?
write his name, date of birth, social security number and presnt address on lots and lots of pieces of paper..then just happen to leave them here and there..I am sure someone will take the bait..he might have an identity crisis..oh not that I would do that or saying you should..just that it could be done

silverlupine2000

A good Tazer for self protection would be a good start.

live in the magic of life

clean the toilet with his toothbrush, then tell him about it a week later... I've done it 100 times and it never gets old!

DrPepper

Oh yeah, I went through the same thing. He had me fired from my job, started rumors that all my friends dissed me, and took most of my money.

I moved, found another job, made new friends and went on with my life. No one can ruin me, I know that good things will happen to me if I don't let bad things bother me!

put a dead fish in the backseat of his car

Nicole

Don't ever play with a drinker!!!!! He may hurt you! You should mention it to the police.

Ari A

I'm not saying to do this, but a good one is if you know his personal information, call up all of his utility companies (gas, water, electric, cable, phone) tell them that he's moving out of the area and they need to be shut off next Saturday.

It takes forever for utilities to be turned back on.

masterzuaba

I need more info before I can do anything. I need to know habits.
You said he drinks alot. so catch him out at a bar and put laxetives in his drink.

Molly P

You should seriously file charges! If he finds you pranking him then he'll just get mad and hurt you again. You say he won't care if you file charges, but he will when he goes to jail. Wouldn't that be the best revenge?

Encouragement

Dont revenge, pray that The Lord will keep him off your paths. Ignore him.

Wolfsburgh

d.a.,

Vengeance is sweet.

He likes his drink? It doesn't take much to 'run into trouble' leaving a bar late at night, ya know?

Purely hypothetical conjecture, mind you...absolute fiction.

I'm quite sure you know some boys who'll be more than happy to jump him and mete out some punishment...perhaps take his wallet to make it look like a mugging?

zellparis

well i am 6'1 200lbs black man who looks very intimidating so let me act as your boy friend

btinawill

send him a bag of poop anoymous

Quasimodo

Grow up. There are avenues for you to use without acting out this childish fantasy of yours. Revenge. Think that's the cure all. So once you exact it and (as in your own words) he has no concern for police intervention do you know just what he may be capable of?
Do you run the risk of being waylaid and raped and murdered? Disfigured? You follow though with "revenge" and you run the risk of being on the receivg end of his as well.
So...my advice is this. Think long and hard about this avenue you're thinking of taking. Once you set the wheels into motion it may be too late to pull back. Especially when and if he shows up hell bent on having some revenge of his own.

Tess

My own personal experience with this is revenge never works! Actually it makes you a player in his own game, than he can call you the crazy one. My best revenge is to sit back and watch there own life fall apart and it will happen. You may also want to contact your local domestic abuse program, there is a lot of ways they can help you deal with the stress and anger he is causing you. There is also a lot of great information on-line. Good Luck! Please remember paybacks only makes things worse.

jester c

upload one of thier pictures and make yourself feel good as you disort thier face
http://www.researchitforme.com/funphoto.html
it is FREE and a good way to get out negative energy because real revenge is not worth it

DudeMan

sorry to say I don't think you're gonna get much here except things like "slash his tires" "punch him in the balls" or "sleep with his dad"

either that or the "forgive and forget, let god judge us all" kind of stuff

if you want to get really good revenge on someone you really have to know them and know what will hurt/embarrass them. Since none of us know him, it'll be tough. But maybe you'll get lucky.

luvdov

I was in your situation a few years ago. My ex husband was trying to do me in after I left him. The best thing you can do is to get an extended restraining order. It is good for a year and it is easy to get. It gives him a year to get over it and gives you time to figure out any other options that you may have.

Trust me, any tricks you play can and will come back and bite you. ex's can be very dangerous when they are angry. You have around a 75% higher risk of being hurt by a partner after you leave the relationship.

Need Answers

Dont seek revenge. See protection. You have no idea what this man is capable of. Let the authorities know what's going on. Don't mess with a crazy man.

karen p

Even though he doesn't care if he gets charges filed against him...I'm sure if he violates a restraining order enough, or has the cops called on him enough, he'll care when he has to spend time in jail! You might get better answers if you said just how he's trying to ruin your life...

vanhammer

If having him arrested doesn't work then nothing will. Going to jail and having a record is the best way I can think to ruin someones life. Just remember if you do seek revenge in some of the ways suggested here, you may be the one who ends up in jail. Think before you act or you could ruin your own life.

Robert B

if he carries a job wait until its late and go and slash all four tires on his car, hire some young kids to toilet paper and egg his house. Of course there is always the old bologna trick bologna on a car over night strips the paint right off. and if nothing else start giving his boss ideass that your ex is stealing from the office and get him fired because if he is an exessive drinking its unlikely he will get another job that will leave him living out of his tireless car with messed up paint

matt a

revenge is never good, most likely it will end you end severly hurt or in jail... just get a restraining order, then if he breaks that, he goes to jail for a few months... and then again if he breaks it, he goes for a year...so really, isnt him sitting in a tiny little box all day revenge enough...... also, you could go get a really hot new boyfriend. that would piss him off

jam_please

Success is the best revenge. He may be very influential and have lots of resources and contacts, but maybe you can play some reversi on him. Make contact with his contacts and tell them where you're coming from. Point out to each of them, one at a time, that you have not bothered your ex, so your ex has no business bothering you. It's so funny to watch this kind of loser stand there sputtering when his battering ram becomes a pile of toothpicks. I have an ex like this. While you are doing this, simultaneously work on your 5-year plan or whatever. What will destroy him most is having to watch you succeed. If he does try and contact you, be like a good customer service agent; keep your words and voice sweet as honey while never folding - no matter how much he swears and yells and threatens. Compliment him and soothe him until he can't stand it. Like Oscar the Grouch, he will eventually descend into his trashcan with a bang.

bowjangoes

I hope this will help you, maybe by making a move like getting away from him moving to another city.Sometimes we need a fresh new start by starting over and putting the past behind us.

precious

Dont stoop to his level. ignore him you are better than that.

auntb93again

It's not revenge you need, but Defense Against the Dark Arts. Revenge just escalates the "pay back" war.

If he does something which is really unfair, you do have the option of a lawsuit, restraining order, that sort of thing. But you have already said you don't want to go that route.

If he talks trash about you, few people who know you will believe it, anyway. They know he's bitter about the breakup. And anyone who does believe it is beneath contempt. Just ignore them without arguing: you are too far above them to bother to reply. Stick your nose in the air and walk away.

They say living well is the best revenge, and I have always felt it is so. Go on to create a good life for yourself, admired and respected in your community. Then men who know you will say to him, "Why did you let her get away from you, you fool?" Imagine his red face as he tries to think up an answer!

sinned

the knowledge that god has the final revenge should be worth a smile on your face and deter you from taking revenge. just file charges.

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