I think my wife is cheating?

I think my wife is cheating. Need legitimate advice PLS ?
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

seth P

Your wife SHOULD NOT be yelling at you for touching her cell phone.
Marriage is a gift, and if you can't respect that, then what's the point?
It's sad, really, that most marriages end up this way... but you only have one life to live. If you truly... deeply feel that she is using you, then you should (at the least) talk to her about it. I'm sure she's important to you... she may have lost her way, or she could just not care. I'm not at liberty to say. Just sit her down and ask her about it in whichever way you deem the most innocent. Don't let her realize your full assumption... and if you don't tell her, and she suspects you're accusing her of cheating right away... she probably is. Good luck.

omg, your funny rofl :)

Tiffanie might induce tomorrow!

See if you can get a trade in on the wife and the bike.

LivetheREVOLUTION

Yah good idea sell your wife and buy a new one

Melanie

You should put new valve covers on and change the oil. We all know your wife is getting her oil changed lately. Probably by the mechanic ;)

KingAndrew

As a fellow motorcycle rider, thank god you found the leak, that could have been disasters. Take the bike to the dealer now, do not hesitate. When your wife ask where you've been, just smile and say, watching you baby, watching you. Then pack your things and ride away in the sunset. Good luck.

Lianne I

SHES CHEATING!

super pixie7

you asked two questions..and judging by the second you cant be all to serious about the first..
haha funny

Shar B

You're kidding, right? Well, if your wife is leaking oil, take her back to the dealer. Duh!

Josh H

Lol thats f-ing great. you got a 2fer good luck with the wife but you should get them valves checked lol

â™ªMz Anonymous â™ª

Take it Back to the dealer.

But as far the whole cheating thing, u need to talk to your wife! don't hold it in or let this keep going on. Tell her to be honest with you

Lamont

Get yourself a good divorce attorney and yes, take your bike back to the dealer.

itsmitchel

she maybe cheating if so was so over protective of her cell phone. and walking to the drive way... yea someone she was riding with is a person she didnt want you to see

alwayswvgirl

You could probably replace the valve covers yourself.

chrissi V

is this question about your cheating wife or your bike?

someRenoGuy

Obviously, this is a terrible thing! Any guy should feel bad about this whole thing. The betrayal, the back-stabbing, no-good motorcycle parts dealer! replace the leaking valve.

Oh, and replace your worn-out cheating wife every 3000 miles or 3 months.

Xx~Still-Crazy~xX

Hire a pirvate detector!!

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reeluvsjer

ignorant. wtf?

Mom, mommy, momma, & MOTHER

Take her back and get a new one, they can and will be sooooo deceiving.

Lucy H

Ha ha ha ! What a douche

jdm7194

It's probably not really the valve cover - it's probably the head gasket.

saini praveen

your personnel relations are ok then ever thing is ok
other wise you are right.

Annie E

Funny! I thought you were serious at first! Too funny...take it back to the dealer baby! Don't mess with that yourself! Maybe trade it in for a newer model.......hint hint : )

neshane2000

LOL Hopefully she's cheating on you with a mechanic. Maybe you can get a discount for sharing your wife.

mfiazah

I was with you up till the oil

Chaosman

Classic. Hire an investigator. Check her phone bills (you have every right, **** her if she doesn't like it). As soon as you have evidence, see a divorce lawyer immediately. Don't tell her any of this.

fatman

fix both valve and your marriage with the help of an expert

Hank the wayward Christmas tree

So, are you asking about your wife, or your beloved motorcycle?

Gypsy Red

You know this isn't any funnier than the last time you posted it. Come up with a better one.
Red

IJToomer

LMAO! Fix it yourself. It is probably a simple gasket issue - unless it is a new bike. In which case you should ask your wife if you can join her and her lover in a little bedroom fun.

Frankie (S.C.W.<333)

i'm sooooo confused, was the whole wife cheating thing fake????

ha, idk what to say, tell your wife to her face that anything she's hiding needs to come out. There's not much to say on the matter, if you know she's cheating, say "I've noticed a few things that make me believe your with someone else"

and if this is really just about your bike, just take it back if your not knowledgable

peace

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