Ideas to make my invitation sound more silly/GILLIGANS ISLAND(ish)? (Short please read! 10 POINTS!!!)?
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Ideas to make my invitation sound more silly/GILLIGANS ISLAND(ish)? (Short please read! 10 POINTS!!!)?
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Within the “[ ]” are words Im uncomfortable using. I want them to be more silly. Gilligan is always messing things up or being really dorky. What words would look better? Please Copy and Paste the below words and change away! Thx!
Ahoy there Matey! Gilligan here, welcoming you to
[another fun season filled with boat tours galore]
Summer is around the corner, and boy have the Skipper and I been getting ready for tourists and water lovers from all around. The boats are ready to launch and now all we need is a fine crew [to board and set sea].
The Skipper and I will be celebrating the birthday of a great friend on Saturday, May 2nd! The two of us would like to welcome Sandra along with her friends and family, aboard the S.S. Minnow for a 3 hour tour [of the beautiful Pacific!]
The ship is docked at: 0000 E. Street Ave, City, CA 93703 and will be departing at 1:00PM sharp, so don’t be late.
We are expecting rough seas so don’t forget to bring a towel and some sun block, you will get wet!! The BIG KAHUNA is a rip roarin waterslide that will [be the entertainment] for everyone to enjoy, so don’t forget to bring some water shorts!
We’ll be eating a fun variety of foods on the island by the lagoon around 4pm - if you’d like to bring a dish or dessert, me and the skipper would love to [try it out].
Time to clean the huts and fix that hole in the S.S. Minnow again! There’s a lot to cover before the party so I better get going! See you on the mainland soon. So long and above all…smooth sailing!
Gilligan
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Greyhound Mama
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I don't know... sounds pretty goofy/silly already. |
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sunbun
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wow that was awesome...I wanna go too!!!! |
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h2ogirl
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And how exactly does this relate to marriage and divorce? |
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TRIXIE
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you put alot of work and thought into that. i guess i like it.. but it is something i would not do because i am more "uptight", not as carefree, to imagine conscious, to business like. i guess it is something one of my employees would do, not the CEO.
**EDIT** go for it, i am just a 13itch with control issues. |
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Adult 
Gambling
Unfinished
Deception
Plagiarism
Not English
