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Marcus
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"See, honey. Told you I was a fggot!" |
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Queen of Beer
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I came out of the closet today...surprise! |
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Charles D
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I hear football players wear this stuff under their uniforms. I just wanted to see why. |
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emily
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i look better in this than u do |
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B A
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I was doing it to feel closer to you, and to bring back memories of "encounters". (Assuming you want to resume your marriage) |
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Bob Ross
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"i was trying to stretch your panties out for you, i noticed you've been gaining a few pounds lately." |
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chato
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Does this make you horny?
Was this what you where saying when you said we should experimenta little more?
Now you put my underwear on so we can role play. |
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JimmyJazz
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Halloween costume (a la Rocky Horror)? |
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WOWZA!
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"I didn't realize how uncomfortable these are......they look so soft" |
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Jamaal
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bend over fish, broke back mountain lol |
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video production
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Sorry nothing you could say to prevent her from thinking you were a cross dresser. |
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douchbag
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" wow this new fabric softener REALLY makes things soft.
"sorry i was just looking for my car keys"
"you ever get dressed without looking at what your putting on" |
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TRIXIE
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tell her you were thinking of getting breast implants.. and was wondering ya know, how a bra might like on. |
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Power Flower
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Does my butt look big in these?
Joe dared me to wear your lingerie to work tomorrow for $100.
Well I AM a member of the British Parliament sweetie. |
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Kamikaze
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Cross dressing does not equal gay. Jeez. (Though lolz for some of these answers.)
You shouldn't fool your wife. You can lighten the situation with a joke ("I always wanted to see if this would fit!") but the cat's out of the bag now. Might as well just own it for what it is. Maybe she'll think it's fun? |
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45 auto
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If it fits just say my god your fat that should change the subject. |
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♥The Mrs.♥
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"Hey, I think you need some new panties....or maybe you should lose weight." |
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<Karmeen>
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Gee I can't even think of one for you. |
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pratap
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say these dont suit u |
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James
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just tell her why you were wearing them |
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leslie k
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Now I know why you like wearing these, they feel good on. Oh is your name Keith... one of my past boyfriends liked to do that. |
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oracleofohio
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"I'm sorry babe, I'm kinda gay" would probably be the most appropriate. |
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ignant_slob
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Say he was trying to figure out her size for when he went shopping. |
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Major Eyeswater
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Here's an idea!
He should be honest and say he enjoyed it. |
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