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ohcynthia812
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I'd turn him into a slug... then I'd pour salt all over him. |
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all4dede
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I would turn my ex into a fire-fly and put him in a jar. That way he could entertain the kids, so I wouldn't have to ( for the first time) and then I'd let them rub him all over their shirts and glow in the dark. They would really love that after everything the've been through. |
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WDS
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I would make better choices in a partner instead of squishing them. Find out why YOU pick men like this (if this is in regards to you and your ex). You can only change yourself and choices. |
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hdw
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a fly.... so he would spend his days eating dog sh** untill he dies. |
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Bobby
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i would turn him into a mouse and put him in a mouse trap |
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barrwiese
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Dung beetle. I'd let them wallow in their own sh*t and suffer. |
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jim w
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A spider. She hates spiders. and I would burn her to death with a magnifying glass, evil lol. |
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donktheclown
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Wow, you girls are mean. |
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TURN HIM INTO BUG POOP! |
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treecie06
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a worm!!&*#$%!%*& |
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DAVID B
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roach |
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Melinda T
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I don't have an ex-husband or an abusive ex. but if I did I would want to turn them in to a Butterfly or maybe a water spider. But the Butterfly is a soft bug and what a thing to do to turn a big bad man in to this soft bug... |
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crystalscandies2005
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I would turn my ex onto an ant and I would grind him into the pavement. |
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italianprincess_fl
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a roach id step on him and get a paper towel (dont want to touch it) pick him up and flush him down the toliet |
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misydoll
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I'd shrink him into a spider and stomp the guts out of him. |
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a fly...they get swatted so often |
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Yissel s
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girl if its that bad all you need to do ids leave the man |
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acopa06
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i wouldn't waste that wish or privilidge and save it for something worth while and positive. x marks te spot! get it? forget it! |
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CoolUserName7
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I'd shrink them into an prison inmate. |
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k d
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Blood worm...then give him to my son to go fishing |
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usmchawkeye
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ant |
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jane l
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I don't like to kill bugs. But if my nasty X was a roach, I would spray the crap out of him them smoosh him in a tissue and flush him down the toilet. |
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nikki
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Actuallly I wouldn't turn them into anything. I'lll just make the see how beautiful and happy I am without them. Make them wish they never would've messed over me. Make them wish they were still with me, can never have me again. |
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fourtwentybreaker
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A leech.....and never give him blood....so he starves to death! He was a pig! |
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Tina K
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A Lady bug I would do nothing to him because I just took all his man hood from him |
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porkchop_sena
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I would turn him into a ..... i can't think of a bug bad enough to deserve him... sorry I thought I could. |
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Jaecee2
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A rat, that is the closest varmit to him!! I would prob set a rat trap and let him stick there until he eats himself free. |
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gemcatme
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If they are abusive then they should be your ex, and if they are your ex then you should move on. |
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rcp5276
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I'd make him a fly and put him in a black widow's web. |
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