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Is there some common ground between Sumo wrestling and marriage?
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Is there some common ground between Sumo wrestling and marriage?

a couple of fat guys grunt at each other, occasionally knock bellies, and whomever steps out of the ring loses the round. you've got to stand your ground...


    

Dave C
No in Sumo Wrestling you have to be fat to get in

In a marriage you have to be hot to lure a catch and progressively get more and more unattractive as the years go by


crazylegs
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Well Space Cadet #5 one thing I can think of that has a common touch about both is by the end of them both are usually in diapers. Big, fat sweaty diapers, but that is all part of the love!!!


Salacious Crumb
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nice to know you think about bumping and grunting with a fat guy all day.


SAM
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Yes. When both spouses are fat and wearing granny thongs.


KJ
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hmmmm.... my wife is skinny as rails and i'm not to bad myself.. we don't grunt(my wfie does scream tho), and we have more fun outside the ring. we don't defend our grounds, cuz we're both on the same team.

hmmmmmm


TRIXIE
that was good! really, LMFAO!


★ LILF - best viewed sideways ★
Your spouse is a fat guy - so is mine.


LeeH
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Nah. We're not all fat.





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