LILF, would you go make me a sammich?
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LILF, would you go make me a sammich?
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If I got you some lip balm?
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Tino, when she's done with Lunch, tell her I have a question.
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ĿỉŁF™ #14 - dirty little secret
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<--- Making sammiches is kinda messy when you have no thumbs.
*edit*
HEY, sorry Steve-O but it looks like I made a LILF-ACE sammich here... |
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Dr. Dekay Cynic
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5 mins & counting....**crickets chirping**
lol |
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Element Say FU Yahoo II
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Lilf is currently being hunted by report monkeys and the Y/A nazis, and is being shielded by her contacts. She has no time to make you a sammich. Maybe Clint could help you out. He's feeling a little girlishly emotional today. |
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Tino {20}
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Sorry Steve-O. LILF is currently in hiding at an undisclosed location(under my desk) until the Y!A Gestapo roll back out of here.
EDIT: Will do. It may be a bit. She's in the process of eating my chorizo con huevos. It's quite a mouthful. All I can hear are "OOH's & AAH's" coming from under mydesk. |
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ĿỉŁF™ #13 still needs lip balm
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Lucky for you, I'm also in AZ. |
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Another Censored Enigma
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IS it wrong that I'm turned on and disgusted by such proclivities? |
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Lola
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mmmmmm chorizo con huevos...... |
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Boum
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Steve, it's so kind of you. I think that babby LIFL 14 really needs to grow up her thumbs. |
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