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Married people only...My wife wants me to stop this immediately? HELP!!?

whenever there is a crowd of atleast 2 people or sometimes more.. i cannot help the fact to go up to them & pretend to be a part of their conversation, but the problem is i like to fart (silent but deadly ones) & pretend it was not me & while they are still conversing i am laughing like crazy inside looking at their faces...my wife thinks i need to STOP this nonesense...what do i do?
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its the rush of keeping a straight face as you rip one silently...like a sniper fart...


    




souelreavertate
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that sh.t is funny she wants u to stop and grow up i say keep doing it it s funny that have to be one of the funnyes thing i heard of.the thing about beig a guy is that boys will be boys and that is the bottom line keep fartting . thats great


INDEED
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Do what u like,if that's what u get off on.


Tim's DD
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LMAO... that is funny... but seriously if I were your wife I would ask you to stop too...


rich2481
tell her to video tape you and send it in to americas funniest home videos, could make 10000 bucks


Tequilera
STOP!!!! It is funny though..


mejoselin
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Stop , thats gross, not funny. due it only with her. but not with the rest because people dont take it as fun as u.


lordofdarkness099
you really need to stop doing that


Teresa S
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IF YOUR WIFE THINKS YOU NEED TO STOP, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR HER TO STOP. BEING MARRIED IS ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU. THAT'S NOT SAYING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONALITY, BUT YOUR PERSONALITY NEEDS TO BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR WIFE;.


~*~
Are you serious??? Stop it dude, your gross.


Granny
You are so funny! LOL This would be a fun thing to do when you are out with your buddies, but if it embarrasses your wife you need to invest in "cork" wine plugs.


james
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Listen to the woman before you find yourself alone and having conversations by yourself, DUMBA*S!


Jon V
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Just walk away for that period of time that you need to fart. Go to the bathroom or "receive a phone call" and walk away. They probably know it's you.


Scout
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What do you do? You have to ask?

Suggestion; unless you're still in the 5th grade and think farts are funny, it's time to grow up and at least try to act like an adult.


Tina
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Hahahahaha!!!! OMG...that's hilarious in a horrible kinda way!


wow one
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Uh stop, please.


?
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If you are married obviously you are an adult and you need to act like one. Hey I like to fart to, but do it at home and have a little respect for your wife. If I was her I would not go out with you in public.


waray
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Grow up and be an adult. That is disgusting and uncalled for. How would you like if people do that to you.


mammato4boys
Grow up!


sarahb
That's not just gross, it's highly disrespectful. If I were her, I would never go anywhere with you.


mmedina96
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you need to listen to your wife and stop before you kill someone.............lol


melana
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You seriously need to stop. lol


from_a_dark_place
STOP THAT. It is gross and childish. Grow up. You are a married man. Act like one.


Going to NY
I think you should keep doing it.....j/k. Stop Really! LMAO


28 woman
You are married and are that immature!? I can't blame your wife for wanting you to stop immediately! Grow up and stop being so stupid!


Wendy79
You need to stop and grow up.


Neka
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And she would be right...she should stop taking you places.


jessica s
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DUDE GET SOME BEAN NO !!!!!!!!!! (take beano oce a day and they'll be no gas) <------ thats there slogan


Alley
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your sick get help cause you need freak


jimmy.parker06
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and you also need to grow up, she forgot to mention that.


me 4 fun
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i think you need to start blaming it on the person standing next to you.. act all offended and stuff... ask them if they need a baby wipe...





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