My Wife has told me she is on strike. No cooking, cleaning or nookie till I change my ways

digger32

Youve been lettin her read too many girly mags, loads of rebelious crap in there, step one is to burn them and stop her from phonin or seein her mates, that way she wont get an opinion. Most women get ideas from others through a "collective" intellect if u can call it that?. Put ur foot down my son and tell er to stop dreamin and get back in the kitchen, go for a pint and expect dinner on the table 5.00 clock sharp!

Adric S

You aren't serious so I am not going to even bother with a serious answer.

Go back to your Xbox 360... and play some video games.

jed slade

Are there any more letters in your alphabet?

sweetie

A and dump B

*******

admit to her that you cant help being an ******** lol.

SuzyQ

Try A.

king_of_mercia_(aka darkness)

Eliminate 'B' from your life altogether if you want to be with your wife for the rest of your life you moron. Don't you love her ?

infact post a pic of your wife for us to see, and we'll get back to you on how 'hot' she is, i.e 4/10 'omg , ditch this fatso and go for the gf !' or '9/10 - dude....youre insane, seek a doctor'

lol

all the best

king of mercia

Susan C

do your wife a favor...choose B...

Shahbaaz

Your a sick guy if your cheating behind your wifes back.

rob

Jenna

C- Ditch the girlfriend so you can be more focused on your wife's needs

or

D - tell your wife you have a girlfriend so she can get on with her life and forget you.

Tripod

C.) Stab yourself in the throat with an AC Delco Sparkplug

~*Lightsyde Amused*~

Hire a maid and memorize Hong Kong Fooy's menu.

Some Random

Jess828

you should be more considerate to her feelings and ask her what you could do to make her feel better , if she knows that you are trying to be better and listen to her she may get off strike lol

Guillem T

Absolutely the A proposal

Ryan

I am not sure if you think people will think you're cool because you have another girlfriend or not. But obviously you have issues. Step up and take responsibility like a man should

michael

c. change your ways. a and b are going to get you in trouble sooner or later.

milton b

I don't think it matters much, it is only a matter of time before either the wife or the girlfriend murders you.

chelliebean

you are a selfish geek....divorce the wife, move in with your girlfriend...or start cleaning and helping the wife..geez..

alphacenturi

Count yourself lucky, mine's been like that for the last ten years!

Cowboy

Change your ways. You really have to ask this question?

bunny

Honey, can't tell you what you should do, but if I was your wife, I'd leave you to your girlfriend and part company with you.

You're no prize <actually, much less than no prize>

Sincerely,

Grace

maggie

Leave her and give her a chance to be happy with someone who appreciates what she does. With a bit of luck your girlfriend will wake up and realise what sort of person your are and leave you too, that way you can concentrate on the person who matters most to you, you! because it seems to me the only person you love is yourself. You deserve everything that hopefully is coming to you.

I love my shih-tzu

A....

Chris R

Lol, well if you have a wife and girlfriend. you might as well just tell your wife about ur girlfriend. do the same with ur girlfriend until she says no cooking n stuff, then move onto ur next girl if ur like that :)

grandma doozie

If you want the thing she gives to you, to make you happy then I suppose you will have to change. As for the girl friend she should not be in the picture.

erics wifey

your worthless... do ur wife and girlfriend a favor and leave them both.*

louiseb92

C...combination of a and b :)

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