My hubby farts and snores in bed..... Would u take the spare room and call it your own?

jude

u could buy a gas mask, and some ear plugs. than maybe u could get some sleep.

Mick Jagger's Other Mate

Plug his fart hole.

mrsglyndwr

make the spare room his...........the smelly, noisy git!

Hit the ground running

I`m lucky because my wife farts & snores as well..

Sandy Ego

I have my own bedroom... Hubby and I sleep in separate rooms. We've been together for 3 years, married for a year and a half; very early into our relationship we realized that we are happier sleeping separately. He snores, and I'm a light sleeper; he also likes his room cold, and I like it warm; he likes the fan on, and I can't stand the white noise; and we often go to bed at different times. This is what works for us, I realize that every couple is different.

Gina C

While it's not his FAULT....your rest is important. I slept in another room for thirty years....but I DID GO to bed in the same room...just moved after he went to sleep. Sometimes you CAN have your cake and eat it too. Good luck

"33"

NEWSFLASH!!! YOU FART TOO! AND YOU PROBABLY SNORE LIKE MY WIFE!

Wannabe

Same problem here, if it is really bad I do go to the spare bedroom, but in the morning he feels bad and says I should of woke him, and he would of went in the spare room. If you dont mind sleeping alone, go for it, you deserve it after putting up with that!

Holly G

I think it's perfectly normal. Once a couple passes the honeymoon phase it's normal to want your own space. I heard on the radio that the latest new fad in the housing industry is to build houses with two master bedrooms. I think it's a good idea for a couple to have their own space.

springchic

Me and my hubbie dont always sleep together. If he has really bad gas, I usually just tell him to go downstairs. Some nights I can take it, but other nights it makes me vomitous. I know that isnt a real word, but I dont care. I dont think it would be a big deal, but tell him nicely--not like "you nasty ***, you make me sick and I want to kick you in the balls!" Be pleasant about it. I am way past pleasant, but it has happened more times than I can count now.

mn lady

No I would not want my own space, and if you move out of your bedroom then you have started the end of your relationship.

Get yourself a pair of ear plugs to sleep in and leave an air freshener on the bed table. You love your husband and you must accept all his little faults the same as he accepts yours.

It would be pretty stupid to break up a marriage over a few farts.

Good Luck

UKgirl

1-Kinda... If it gets too much on you... I'd say yes! Just move to the spare room without him knowing... coz I am sure he will take it in weird way and he might even say is not him but you!

( by this I don't say is you )

2-When he starts snoring just go to the other room... And put the alarm on to the 5minutes before his time to wake.

( this is to try to void any arguments )

3-If he is understanding, just let him know that-that is making you uncomfortable... Then just move to the spare room.

4-Tips:

-Don't let him eat any beans or chili foods before he goes to bed.

-About the snoring, check if a window needs to be open... If is not that, take him to a doc and the doc will check out if is everything OK with his nose passages.

All the best 4u2.xxx

razortb

Return the favor maybe he'll move to the spare room, Ya never know?

tincanpuller

Smelling stink and losing sleep because of his rumblings and you're worried about causing tension?

Hey, it's not a matter of blame. What the body does while unconscious, just happens. If you need to retreat out of range to bring about a peaceful, reasonable solution, who's to complain?

<Brandi>

hell yea i would, thats gross. it might save the marriage if you were to move into your own room. i couldnt sleep in the same bed with a man that does this.

Funny how comfortable people get once the honeymoon is over.... lol lol
Quit feeding him beans and things that make him fart and have gas or give him the over the counter stuff that prevents this..
First off, if that bed is the best one, make him move not you!
Snoring has new remedies.... so see a doctor.
I kinda like my space... My guy use to sleep in my bed but I like the time, whole space, not partial, and privacy to myself...
I won't return to any man EVER sleeping through the nite with me.... He may visit me there but he has to leave when I go to sleep... You will love a bed and a room to yourself.. Believe me... Many couples sleep in separate beds or rooms... No big deal....
Everyone needs and deserves a good night's sleep.
I will warn you though.... once you are use to it,,,, it will be VERY hard for you to return to sharing a bed..... OH how nice it is to s t r e t c h ... out......... feels so good....
ps.... and having your little pooch or kitty there is even nicer....

Richard F

Make sure you go to bed before him. Thats what my (just seperated) wife made sure she did. the thing is, she snores and farts herself, I just let it slip and not to sound funny, but apparently she snores and farts louder than I did.

If you go into the spare room, you may give him the impression that you dont want him.

One answer... Ear plugs, my mum uses them as my dad snores like a rabid Pig.. you could put some up your nose, but I think that would be taking it a little to the extreme..LOL

White Organic Polish Princess

1. Install an outside lock on guest room door.

2. Record him snoring.

3. Fill a bowl with rotten sauerkraut.

4. Make HIM sleep in the guest room next to the sauerkraut while falling asleep to the sounds of snoring.

5. Engage the lock.

6. Sweet dreams.

Connie D

No, HE would take the spare room......

midnightrambler

Tell him to relocate until he can act like a gentleman, Then pick up a book on How To Treat A Lady and give it to him for Valentines' day.

Jabba_da_hut_07

tell him to seek medical advise...... If he loves you he would know its not fair on you and do something about it.

milf

yes i would try to go to sleep befor him that might help

Sarah

I'm in the same position and yes, if I had a spare bedroom I would sleep in it.

Danyella G

lol yea take the spare room but it could drive the two of you apart maybe just deal with it

letterstoheather

Hell yes.

I like sleeping alone anyway, always did... and when i slept with my husband, i always woke up way over on the very edge of the bed... sometimes i fell off! (ok now laugh!)

It's not going to kill your husband if you have your own sleeping space. You might get asphixiated and lose your hearing, if you don't!

take care...

Janice

I once read a sad poem about the way a lady wishes she had those horrible stinky socks to pick up and the messy crumbs scattered about the kitchen floor, only to be with her man again...
Before the divorce, she always complained about him.

shawdowgodez

you know..it's not just the snoring that keeps a person awake..it's the lack of intimacy that you lose..the snuggling through the night..it's like..you didn't get married to sleep alone.

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