My husband has just got in from the pub?

RedRabbit

Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

lovely

give him more booze so he can pass out

Saccharin

One of my stiletto's is already embedded in the head of my boyfriend.... but hey they did come in a pair.... want the other one?

eileezy2002

Feed him, then sneak into bed or the tub and relax.

E.J

give him another drink! lol he'll soon be asleep. :o)

Zoeksalamander

fart in his face.

fairylandk

Tell him to shut the hell up and go to bed and leave him to talk all the rubbish he wishes, to the tv. We used to tape my dad as he never believed he spoke rubbish!!!!!

overworked mum

put one of his favourite dvd on that usually stopped my husband

LORRAINE A

just go to bed take him with you and pretend your asleep he`ll be out like a light in no time

jet-set

Go to bed & leave him to it.

Tina UM

Tell him its two in morning ....he might go to sleep

ez-goin

tell him ur preg w/ his moms baby
then tell him ur a ghost and say boo
jk put him in the shower w/ his clothes on :o}

Stimpy

give him something stodgy to eat
his digestive system will use up his remaining energy sending him straight off (hopefully on the sofa) so you can get a good nights sleep and his hangover wont be as bad in the morning with his full belly. LOL

Try n Smile

tell him he wont get any for weeks if he doesnt stop talking rubbish!!

minormatt

Make him eat something, this will make him feel tired then fall asleep.

hunneybunney

POunce on him and that should do the trick.. would work on my hubby although if he has just got back from the pub he may not be able to get it up!

TABBY

Tell him to lay down and i'll bet he passes right out.

hezzy_9805

headphones are great to have for moments like this

GAVIN E

lay him down on sofa. He will probably fall asleep. hey presto.!!!

vicky

leave until you think he's sober again. if you do not have a car walk around the block a few times he'll be knocked out when you get back.

claire

tell him to shut up and send him to bed

tottiepeel

"Hell Yeah" put your heating on full blast he will be out in no time,just go into another room leave the TV on he will think you are there if he is pi$$ed,I hate when they do that and they think they are pholosophers...............

MinibabeUK73

Why dont you just go to bed & leave him talking rubbish on his own!

roscoe7799

Stick his dirty sock in his big yap!

Oros

Maybe you should just listen to him.

When you say 'aload of rubbish' what kind of rubbish, although unimportant to you, it may be important to him.
That's how 'relationships' work, they listen to each other.
Next time he thinks you're talking 'aload of rubbish' and walks away from you because he's not interested, don't get the hump.
Give and Take.
Aren't you friends as well as lovers?

niblzz

give him some

androoow

invent a time machine and skip the moment

Modbird

Your lucky my husband is sober and talks loads of rubbish.
My advice is go to bed with earplugs in.Works every time.

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