My husband just told me he wants a divorce, what should I get him or Valentines day?

lesroys

A list of monetary demands!

You want the house(s), the car(s), the kid(s), half the marital assets (and if no pre-nup, half the assets he brought into the marriage), plus a generous monthly alimony and child support.

Kaia

The number for your divorce attorney, a writ to vacate your home, and an order for temporary support.

CharlieCat

A frozen dinner, make sure to unplug the microwave, and then the gift of you spending the night out at a nice restaraunt with your best friend while he tears the microwave apart. That sounds nice.

dreamweaver

A box of dried poop tied with a big red ribbon. Go ahead, you will be laughing at this when you think about it years from now. Think of his reactions when he open the box on Valentine's day.....hahhahahahhah.

lilac4u

if u r sure u want to grant him a divorce, then why bother abt giving a gift at all? are u thinking that the valentine gift may bring him back to u? certainly u dont need to go after a guy who doesnt want u anymore. turn ur love and life to a worthier direction. but if u want this valentine gift to be a parting gift, then give him something simple- a box of candy or some roses. tahts all. at the same time, remember that ur life doesnt stop here. it is for his future happiness that ur husband asked for a divorce. so why dont u try to make ur future a happy one to. all the best

Btieti

your kidding right?

allisoneast

Get something dead -a fish or roadkill and place under his seat in his car. The rotten stink won't ever leave.

I'm Gonna Tell You

a divorce? Maybe you can circle the classifieds for vacant apartments?

navy wife 1996

Divorce papers sound like they would be the perfect gift. And get yourself a new man for Valentine's Day.

Rocky

I think you should give him a summons for a dissolution of marriage and ask for half the marital assets the family home custody of the children, child support and alimony.

njss

A bereavement card as the love in your marriage has died sad but these things do happen ; be gracious (as you always have been) and give it a nice burial a cremation is neat but don't be as mean as he has been politeness is always the best way

Beth m

nothing if he wants a divorce then why get a person somthing that doesnt want to be with you unless you think you have a chance to make it better than i would get him a card or a pair of valentines day boxers, a wallet somthing like that..

John M

His dirty underwear.

*queenfairy1*Antioch California

Get a big box heart-shaped, and eat all the candy out of it and put the papers in it and watch his face when he opens it. That will be a gift for both of you.lol

lucky b

Get him a profile on matchmaker.com and call me when he's gone.

Butterfly Girl

a black eye

L.A. Scene

I think you need to put Valentine's Day on hold. If you really feel like you do need to get a card, you can get a friendship card.

Thomas K

A restraining order from a judge.

sweetgranny06

divorce papers

bonnie

a good kick out the door would be good for him i think

juicie813

a divorce!

Brown eyed girl

Have someone kick his ***!

-doozer-

a pile of dog poop in his face?

minniemoe

divorce papers

ice

nothing, absolutly nothing

Chuck

Don't buy him anything just show him what he'll be missing! You know what I mean?

Gerry

Divorce papers! Even if you have to print some up your self!

Dis Dain

A devorce and a restraining order. If he wants out so bad put his a s s out and keep everything.

hawndawg

get him a card that says you will always love him and hope he is happy with his new life and if he ever needs anything then be sure to call. this is the way to be happy. then find a new guy and move on with your own happy life.
I am amazed that most people never think of this. they want their life to be about hate and revenge instead of love and forgiveness. WHY? it only hurts you.

cope_acetic

A potted poison ivy plant?

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