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8 Track Mind
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Well, if I recall, the last time you and I took our wives out to that all you can eat buffet, didn't we rent a u-haul trailer or did we just use the forklift to put them in the back of my pickup? |
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nonameblonde
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Say nothing and address your blubbery and squishy brain. |
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Brownie
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Probably not those words exactly. But a little support and boost to get her motivated for her health might be a better approach.
I'm sure you are a rock solid gem yourself... |
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dinny's engaged!!
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you should say that you're an *** and you're sorry. |
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loulu
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Nothing. Chances are she could come back with some pretty witty remarks of her own! ;-) |
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rita_hiemy
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That booty can come in handy and make you happy! You better have a change of heart!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Opinionated
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Encourage her to work out with you. And let me remind you that if you have a butt or gut that is just as blubbery and squishy you have no room to complain about her! |
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ndnqt1966
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Wow! That is weird...she was just on here yesteday complaining about your head being squishy and blubbery.... |
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JC
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Don't say anything just suggest you work out together to tone up, this way she doesn't feel bad about herself and you both can get into better shape |
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Daisy.
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Chances are high you are not that hot yourself. |
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pitchingcoach
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What you say would be determined by how much you prize your test!cles. She may rip them off. |
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flame
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Dont say anything about her butt. you should tell her that you want to live healthy and you two start running together and doing squats an lifting weights at the gym twice or three times a week. it should be a thing you two together its more motivational that way and you both will look good and she wont feel attacked. |
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gypsy g
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Nothing....some guys like a woman with some jiggle in her wiggle. |
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absolutbianca
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u shouldn't say anything, u need to eff her more often. it does wonders for the a$$. |
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Why not me
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Remember that you also might have flaws that she doesn't like. Check yourself before you judge someone else. |
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Nena S
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You are an idiot. Get a life.
OH...And you should also say: "Thanks honey, for marrying a stupid moron like me." |
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JuggaloSoldier
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just say lemme smack dat!! i love a big *** and plenty other guys do too, if you dont like it, let someone else have it. more cushion for the pushin, i hate a bony ***, it hurts. feel the softness against your crotch while you do her doggy, i love it!! and smack that thing!!!!! appreciate ALL of her beauty. there is just more there to love. get over your fear of other people thinking you have a fat wife, cuz thats all it really boils down to. |
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Dr.PhilwithBoobsDueInJune
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Look in the mirror and make sure you don't have a single flaw (which is highly unlikely) if you are flawless then buy her a gift certificate for liposuction. |
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Brandon's been a dirty Hore
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I can see it now: a picture that has your horrified face on the left side and just her bootay in profile on the right. And "Do not want." down in the corner. Teehee!
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~♥Truckers Wife♥~
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lol.... LMFAO
im sorry,,,,, that was funny.... I dont have anwser for that... |
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Lunaeclipz
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If you are smart nothing-unless of course you're looking to go to divorce court! |
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Misery
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Hahahahaha.. funny |
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Salt&Pepper Apricot
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Tell her her butt is almost as humungous as yours. I bet yours is even bigger than hers, so no complaining. |
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jimmy.parker06
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i am gonna laugh this one off....lol go dip her blueberry in some whip cream and have fun eating it............lol |
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hogsnotbubbles
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join a gym and JOIN her in the sessions.
Have you maybe forgotten to check out your own butt lately? Maybe it reminds her of something not so good either. |
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Denzle
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Ask her to push it into your squishy and blubbery face and then tell her to........FART....... |
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Zaferus
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When you tell her make sure you have your seatbelt securely fastened!!! |
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just me
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keep that in mind for when your prostate swells to the size of bowling ball and you won't be able to empty your bladder if your life depended on it. |
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Annie
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Go exercise with her, make it seem like your the one who wants to tone up... tell her you prefer a butt more of a lemon drop than a blueberry... |
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