My wife's sister took a dump in my yard

The Real Dan C

What should you do? Stop posting fake questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Dangerdug

Rub her nose in it

njank99

that is really strange...wow.
maybe it was an emergency and she was embarassed the toilet was going to get clogged.

Chuckie H

Take legal action, did you take a picture of the feces? Take that picture to an attourney.

You should install a toilet paper dispenser so she can at least wipe her behind next time. Ewww.

atlas_shrugged_1976

You should call a family meeting, explain the situation, and then have her clean it up.

Maybe this is something her family does. Perhaps your wife does the same thing, and has hidden it from you. They may actually think you are strange for not doing it yourself.

And then?

put it in a bag and send it back to her house....or you could make a facial with it.

justpayindues

I would ask her if she did and then I would return the favor

oh_sugahh

Do you have a toilet in your home?
LOL you should show it to her.

Crystal LeeAnn

Give her the shovel and make her clean it up. There is no excuse for that.

Purple

Clean it up and not say anything.. unless she does it again, then call her out in front of everyone. One time means emergency, twice means cricus freak.

Don't cha?

Your name says it all. This is a lie and stuff like this gets you reported. Stop ruining YA for people with a brain!
Otherwise, take a pic of it and call the cops and tell them that someone just tried to break in your house! Then tell them you want CSI to investigate the POOP in the yard!!

^v^

LMAO! I would stick a plug in her.

(And who cares if this is a joke or not? I mean seriously. I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was just what I needed to get me out of a bad mood. I swear if this is real, I would scoop it up, put it in a box, wrap it up really pretty and mail it to her with a note card that reads: "We enjoyed your visit, but you forgot something." I swear to God I would do it!)

sexysade87

LMAO whether this is real or phoney you have put a smile on my face, funny story dude
x x x

Lighthouse Nut

Scoop it up and put it in her car!!!!!!!!!

Arieh

Ask her mother if it is a tradition dating back to their ancestors in the "old" country.

Tell her that type of business is best done in the restroom and the next time she does it outside, you'll rub her nose it in! Then give her some paper towels and ask her to clean it up.

Lestat

This has to be the most awful hysterical thing I've ever heard of!

Did you tell your wife? If not, I think you should...forget telling her show her!

For later laughs, video her reaction put it on youtube...:)

Wow, dude, I'm old and people never cease to amaze me...

Sexi_Lexi

thats funny
go poop in her yard

bubba

put it a paper bag light it on fire put it at front door ring the door bell and run

holdingoutfor

Scoop it up, put it in a little bag and post it through her letterbox with a note attached saying, 'I think this belongs to you my dear'.

K I M B E R L Y ãƒ„

Make it in the shape of a brownie a put some nuts on top. and tell her you cooked a fresh batch of brownies hahaha

Proud Mommy

WOW!!!! I am sorry but I have to admit I started laughing after reading this. YIKES!!! I don't even know how to give an answer. I would be disgusted. I am just speechless....LOL

Karabear

maybe she is use to going out side. get your wife to clean it up its her sister

misty

Go to Pet Smart and buy her a leash and a collar, and tie her to a tree outside, and tell her "if you are going to act like an animal, you should just live like one".

Oh, yeah, and those "poopy bags", and a big, giant, Pooper Scooper!

Seriously, if any of my relatives came over like that and did that, I would do it!!!!

twiztid_thots

LMAO!!! Are you serious? That reminds me of the movie Friday. haha. I think it's safe to say that all you can do it clean the poo up. All though, I'd probably confront her and tell her to clean it up. That's just the kind of person I am tho. I expect to be respected. And want my property respected as well. If you are a guest, you should know that is the way it will work. If you don't tell her, she may assume she can do other disrespectful things. Does your toilet work, for pete's sake?! haha. I would also make that clear to her. Man, that's just messed up.

idkkkkkkkk

lol. even though this is a fake question "she probably did it cuz she really had to go and didnt know if she could trust your toilet" LOL

Kat H

I probably wouldn't invite her over anymore.

xrayca68

enjoy your newly fertilized lawn

BusyOldBag

I think you should ask her why.

It's A Boy 10/18/09

HAHA That's funny. Thanks for the laugh!! But seriously, I get the sense she couldn't hold it. I know that may sound weird but my friend tells a story of a dinner party he had and his buddy up in left. He found out later he left because he took a poop in his yard and didn't want to stink up the house. Maybe that was her problem too? Who knows. Tell your wife and have your wife ask her why she did it. Two things stink after three days.... Fish and house guests. In this case, she stunk after a minute of arrival!! Good luck!

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