My wife caught me cheating, I convinced her to give me a 2nd chance, why not cheat again, right?

Dragonflykissesâ™ªâ™«â™ª

Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous. Love
is never boastful or conceited...

It is never rude or selfish...It does not take offense, and it
is not resentful.

Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but
delights in truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to
hope, and to endure whatever comes.
~1 Corinthians 13:4-8

I wish you all the happieness that exsists, however, you do not love her. LEAVE HER. She deserves a man who does.

Melia

im pretty sure u know already but :

your a loser.

Laura Renee

You can get her into trouble as well as yourself. She doesn't want you to do it. Dishonesty is dishonesty, whateer the form. I wouldn't risk it because you may (justifiably) lose her the next time she busts you in a lie.

Cary Grant

Good luck!

Blond Logic

Don't take the chance! An audit is awful!
There are ways to "push the point" and be legal. Just learn them!

cristie

mabe this time go to a tax place say you missed them last year and you'd probably have to pay a little more then you should but if it will get you out of the jail house with the wife then go for it.

redbeansandrice

It's funny how some of the answerer's don't read the whole question! No, don't tell.

little mama

I wouldn't do it again b/c now she knows you've done it once and will probably check to make sure you don't do it again.

truthbetold

LOL your a funny dude. I thought you was talking about your relationship. You are the same dude who called your wife "tubby" right? LOL When I read this I was like he has really screwed hisself this time. LOL Don't let the IRS catch you. If they do its not going to be pretty.

waiting for baby

you are giving her aminution for the divorce

You call that CHANGE?

Holy cow! Did Maryann c really give it to you or what??

lmao!!

kirin575

HA. i thought you were talking about something else.
Dont do it if it makes your wife upset. It really cant be worth it.

Ole Whoopsie Daisy

clearly you must do it again over and over. It's not like she's the enforcer. She has no say in the matter. Oh, don't forget to listen to Opie and Anthony.

Mike M.

Sir, your wife was kind and loving enough to give you a second chance. So my advise to you is DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH IT!

mraandmisse

Well when you cheat you have to be careful. I mean there are all kinds of holes you can fall into. But if she catches you again, she may just cut off some of your exemptions...

fizixx

LOL

Yer always a hoot!!

Patience

I always love reading your questions..they are funny!

victorian.ivory

haha...good one

supernatural911409

do it again but this time give the girl the bowling ball grip. 2 in the pink 1 in the sink

Purple People Pleaser

Once a cheater always a cheater.

well cheating is cheating

mousecurtain

You go girl

â™¥ YaHabibeDisney â™¥

once a cheater always a cheater.....just tell her its better than cheating on a diet :)

Frank

You represent the American Dream.....who was the guy that got his......cut off?

raguneel66

You may add many chapters, during your stay in the jail house.

BallerStyles

ABSOLUTELY NOT A$$HOLE!!! She's giving you another chance because she loves you and HOPES/HAS FAITH that you won't do it again!!!

Don't be that guy.

floridaman39us

You should only cheat on your sausage. The sausage got jealous of the hot dogs you chowed down.

sasha

Yea like credits for all the damn animals my kids keep bringing home that I have to feed!

I should be able to write off all the neighbors little brats too, they come over eat all my food every day then go home wearing my kids cloths cause they jumped in the stream while they were over. Ever try even remembering what your missing much less who took it in the first place?

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