My wife is jealous of my doll, why?

ms_sherri68

You need to grow up and put the doll away...you're a grown, married man with a wife, you don't need it. I can understand why your wife doesn't except it, it's ridiculous to put an inanimate object before a persons feelings. AND the thing is 30 yrs old, I'm sure it's nasty!

Robin

Grow up. I'd take a knife to your little dolly.

LiKe WhAtEvEr

that's disgusting dude. u need to toss that. especially since u have had it since 17. damn didnt even know they made it back then. gross.

Musicfish

Liar, liar, liar.

Chris R

Dude, your wife is warm. WTF!

Reminds me of "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

shakra

Dude... your WIFE should be your source of pleasure...

Spritza.

ew. creep. thats just nasty. ur married

~*cindy *~

your sick!!! if i was your wife believe me your lil dolly would be headless in the morning.......lol grow up dude your 47 not 17 anymore i feel for your poor wife maybe you should sleep on the couch.......lol

Mr. Spontaneity

She doesn't want the doll to replace her.

DefJay7

Well you gotta understand that she wants you 4 herself and dont want you kissing and huggin you doll instead of her.

missnasa2001

Uhh has this doll had a bath in the last 30 years?

Tigerlily86

lol you're a weirdo. she should divorce you so you can marry your doll.

geordie.lady

Your wife is more patient than me..I would have done the doll in long ago...

Renee G

hahaha that is so funny. Your poor wife!! I don' even know why she married you. Its disgusting and sick that you won't give your doll up...especially for your wife! I guess you just don't love her as much...

answer_every_question...!! ha ha

Doll ... lol

Keelee

Perhaps you could buy her an inflatable male doll so she could replace you ... but then you run the risk of the two inflatable dolls falling in love, so dude I'm not sure what to tell you.

Popeye420

So you are saying that you would rather have a piece of inflatable plastic, which is cold and dry as your source of pleasure rather than the soft, hot, feel of a woman?

Sounds like you have your priorities all *** backwards buddy. Your wife should leave you and find someone who values her and her body rather than recycled plastic with a bunch of spooge stains on it.

Seek counseling......quickly!

Mrs. Robinson

if this is serious you got some freakin issues. if your wife isnt better than a blow up doll maybe you should look into some mental help

Amber L

dude you are freakin insane she should divorce you!!

if you three were on a cruise, and the boat was sinking, would your wife be able to save you from dawning?

hold on to the doll and keep her inflated when the ship is sinking.

Clover Tart

If you preferred the doll why did you marry the wife.
Seems like she should buy a closet full of toys to play with to make up for the time she is without you due to your obsession with the doll.

Nikki

Omg that's creepy!

Lindy

I think you need to look at WHY you need to sleep with an inflatable doll. I think some other deep rooted problem is going on here. Perhaps some good mental health therapy would help.

just_my_02c_worth

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Thanks for two points, dude. It's rainy here and I was feeling in a bad mood, but your question really gave me a good laugh.

Thanks for helping me get in a better mood.

Have fun

No Name

OMG........

Brooke

Pretend the wife is your doll lol

goodyis2cute

You should not be sleeping with a doll first of all! Your wife should be the only one in the bed with you at night.... what r u thinking????

Kris

You truly don't got why your wife has an issue with you sleeping w/ and getting pleasure from a blow-up doll...this has got to be a joke. If it's not...that leads me to wonder how you got married w/ your attraction to this doll and not your wife...at 30 years it's time to ditch the doll and get some counseling w/ your wife. So you both can come to a good place in your marriage.

Decoy Duck

Perhaps you should stop and think. It is not reasonable for a 47 year old man to sleep with (let alone display) an inflatable doll... especially when married. You wife is not jealous, she is concerned about your mental stability.

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