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Secret Desires...Guilty Pleasures for men ........How True is this?

23 guilty pleasures men will never cop to"

1. Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability.

2. Sitting in the boss's chair when he's gone.

3. Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums.

4. Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's . . . Oh! Kay!

5. Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math.

6. Deep, emotional conversations with your closest buddy. The best part: Once you have one, neither of you will ever mention it again.

7. The "Confessions" page of Cosmopolitan magazine. Your girlfriend's copy, of course.

8. Karaoke. You do it because it makes the girls giggle. But deep down, you know you're better than Mick.

9. Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pouty li'l mouth.

10. Cotton sheets with a thread count higher than Ted Williams's career batting average. A little knowledge of fabric is nothing to be ashamed of at bedtime.

11. You probably call it something like "scuttlebutt" or "intel." Why not call it what it is: gossip.

12. Warm Krispy Kremes. I mean, good God.

13. Pottery Barn. Restoration Hardware. Pier 1 Imports. You "tolerate" browsing there to mollify your lady--and to trade off a trip to the sports bar afterward--but for weeks you've been eyeing that Persian/Taiwanese rug and the monogrammed barbecue-utensil set. And wouldn't that Amish-made bookcase just kill in your den?

14. Flexing your fingers on the steering wheel. Waiting. Revving. Then blowing the poor sap next to you off the line.

15. Slippers!

16. A cheeky chardonnay.

17. Picking scabs, popping zits, and giving that mosquito bite one good scratch before vowing never to touch it again.

18. Movies like Old School that make you think, If only . . .

19. Saturday-morning reruns. Saved by the Bell (TBS) leading into a couple of 90210s (FX) fills your Tiffani Thiessen quota and is good hangover therapy.

20. Even better hangover therapy: the Kevin Costner triptych of Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

21. Googling yourself.

22. Kelly Ripa. It ain't her talk-show chops. Maybe it's how she and Faith Ford smeared chocolate over each other. Maybe it's her domineering hotness. But it's definitely something.

23. Your filthiest, most psychotic erotic fantasy--the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Don't worry. Every guy has one.
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I can knock offf about 20 of these... but number 10 is just weird!


    




Angel's Wings
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Not a bad list....good to know!

But, you should see the women's list.

It'd knock your socks off. hehe


SuzyQ
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You have too much time on your hands.....and a warped view of what men fantasize about.


cezani1
I'm a guy and I'll cop to most of these, but only when I'm not engaged the following manly arts. Eatin, ******, Fixin, and Football Season.


butchbr
Mighty fine read = ing JOE: we needed a relife from the drama for a while. feel free to post for my benifit anytime. but for me it is MY Cousin'S
i will never admit it ever happened, but giggles at family reunions are a guilty pleasure too.


Klogg
I'll own up to at least half of these. The other half i'll not comment on. :)


mr217shoestospare
Not quite sure what the question is but I guess I'll answer yes...most guys have at least some of these. And yeah, 10 is a little freaky but I too will admit to more-than-average-joe knowledge of fabrics-that you only need a cap-full of bleach for your load of whites, not 1 or 2 "glugs."


Unforgiven
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my husband would love for me to get a gun and just rape him with I wonl;t say it, but will he let me do it, hell no!!! He likes ot be in control and then he would be out of control. But at leats he told me about it. he won;t tell me his favorite movie stars because then I would know who he fantasizes about.


Meek
What's the question again? (Or was there ever a question?)





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