The wife moaned because I bought a woman back?

Leftfoot

Good grief, Scoundrel - I rushed to be 1st to answer your cry for help but, as ever, the Moral Lightweight Brigade came storming in en masse with their "What The Fs???!!!" and grammatical corrections.
Bless 'em!
Never mind, I'm here now.
If the old bag won't go you'll just have to burn the house down. Be sure to frame her for arson so she gets put away for a good few years leaving you free to pick up the insurance dosh and start afresh in, say, Acapulco...?
Bon chance, old man!

It's Outrageous!

I'd say that's the only time you've made a woman moan....

I guess when you give her her half of the house would be a good start.............

Girls Just Wanna Have FUN!

How about a divorce!

Shirley B

Why don't you go? She could have the house until the divorce is sorted. Or maybe you don't sound nice enough to do that!!!

i messed up

Dude your sick in the head

Just a Girl

This is pretty sick. She is your WIFE. It would be different if you were divorced, or even separated, but you are MARRIED. At this point, half of everything belongs to her. What right do you have to evict her, or to force her to stay in the spare room as long as "she didn't wander about the house"?

If you want to bring other women around so badly, then get a divorce! She obviously wants to be with you if she stayed, then there must be some reason.

If you want to get the message through to her, GET A DIVORCE! Don't be so openly hateful!

midnight_ashes

Yes, she was upset when I turned up wasn't she! I can only suggest that we bury her under the patio; I didn't want to have to do it but she leaves me no choice!

I'll get the shovel.....

;-)

*wishfull...*

wth is your problem.
thats soo messed up. why wud u bring another woman there knowing she is. so what u dont want her.. thats so disrespectful to bring someone in that same house so u can F them.. cmon.
have save respect for her no matter what u feel. if u nt want her the least u can do is get a room for her at a hotel. dammn.

taz c

Of course she's going to moan if you bring other women back. You're not much of a husband if you can't stay loyal to one woman. Of course it's her business if you flaunt other women under her nose in her home & restrict her to one room. You really are a VERY sad little man & I'd ask what it's going to take to get the message through to YOU, rather than her.

kyuuketsuki

Stop playing games. Get a divorce and make it official.

Courtney M.P.

What I found to be most effective in loosing an unwanted spouse is to bring home a friend and have your way with them on the kitchen island, the living room sofa, their bed and the such, places that you know they will be aware and see the act - it solidifies it in their mind that you have moved on. With your means and situation I would recommend you moving in a brothel, that away when she starts her nagging it will surely be in a room with at least one half naked passed out stranger, still spinning from the drinks and fun of the night before... when you utter the words "shh please don't nag and wake my girlfriend, I want a great night again this evening" she will either run for the door in anger and grief or show you that she is a woman who is worth keeping... after all, if you can have girlfriends and a spouse, why would you not want both even if she is a bit needy?

Maggie's HeyBabe

Sir, your grammar is perfect. Much better than the 'b4, u, and wtf' of the world.

Might I suggest a hunting trip. She can wear that beautiful and warm fur coat of hers. And if I may, make sure the insurance policies are still in your name. Happy hunting!

Maggie Babe

You dirty old Scoundrel....Have you introduced the little woman to Hattie Old Jacques?
That kinky old woman will wear her out.

No Picture

Could you imagine what would have happened if you'd brought some wild game back..like, say a goose? She should consider herself lucky..
Poor ole chap!

bootsontheroad

Just who did you sell this woman to that you bought her back. I suggest you finish high school and learn word usage.

Jenet

There is something wrong with you.

boodee

First, their is no way to treat anyone. Look at it as if it were you and she did those things to you. What ever the situation may be she is your wife and she deserve your respect. The grass is not green as it may seems. If you don't love her first, Pray and tell God all about it, then think what made you marry her or what did you see in her that made her special, talk to her with love and let her know that you had a change of heart and that she no longer is what you need. I promise love and kindness will see you through. I think you should watch that new movie Fireproof .

*** Princess ***

Is she your wife or girlfriend?

If she is your wife issue divorce proceedings, if she is your girlfriend (well, ex girlfriend) then change the locks (as long as it is your house)

tfblechris

Why wouldn't your wife moan when you bring another woman home. What is wrong with you. You need to leave the house and get a divorce.

ScaredToDeath

A friend of mine had this problem but in reverse - it was the husband who wouldn't go, and he did damn little else other than gamble and drink excessively.

What she did was found a flat to let, put down the deposit, visited car boot sales etc to gather some basic household goods and moved him in. Initially he phoned and visited at all hours but she never let him back in and took the phone off the hook when she went to bed. It worked for her.

Gaz

Tell her if she has a 3some she can stay !!!!

greybeard

That's women for you! what can I say, Old Chap, why not but a good dog, that will keep her in her place, one word for you, and it will savage her, anyway, she has a roof over her head, and you probably allow her to eat the scraps from your table, some women are so ungrateful!

These Eyes See Everything

It's going to take the troll, that would be you, to fall off the face of the planet. Here, hold on...(ring, ring) "Yeah, uh, Superman? Could you do that reverse spinning thingie you do so well, so all of us can push the scoundrel off?.......Yeah?....Great!" Okay, it's settled. No, no, you won't need luggage where you're going!

dumplin

Well, why didn't you try a 3some, your wife might have liked it and started moaning in a different way and she might have buggered off with the new lady. Kill two birds with one stone eh?

just a thought

Key word your WIFE!!! When she's your EX wife do what you want until then respect her and her feelings. She probably has no where to go. If she does she probably ashamed to go. Have a F*&king heart. Put yourself in her shoes. Just because you're over her doesn't mean she's over you. Does she have her own money?? If she doesn't then how is she suppose to leave?? If she does then get her a hotel. Thank God that there's only a few guys like you left in the world. Remember karma's a B...

maggie

Wow you certainly live up to your name, mind you I could think of a better one for you. Your poor wife if I were you I would watch my back, and as for the last comment, if she divorces you the house is half hers. That's the law, so it is not just your grammar( which you have spelt wrong) you should be worried about. Hope she eventually takes you for everything she can. Tell her I know a very good lawyer if she needs one.

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