Trouble with my wife. please offer advice....?

a foot in Tokyo

It is difficult when people in a relationship have different life values. Test her by bringing back a couple of tarts after a night on the town.
If she blows a benny then it is time you sat down and talked. Persuade her that the only thing to do is for her to get a job that keeps her busy and out of the house.

silverearth1

Congratulations you are the winner of the day!

Stella S

s**** her more often, you lazy s**.

mama

Oh stop barking and lie down theres a good dog !!!!!!!!!!

Captain S

Here's a radical suggestion but it just might work: Get a job, clean up, stop drinking in the morning, flush the toilet, and don't poo on the floor. Good luck.

P.S. By the way, exactly why ARE you s h i t t i n g on the floor?

Testaco

How have you acquired the capacity to use a computer?

Pama

Shouldn't this question be in the jokes section?

sbro

Ha ha, trying to be funny here

bob P

what's the matter is she jealous of you

sweet-n-smilin

I can't imagine why your wife would be upset? Maybe she needs to talk to someone?

jcarlp

She should have left along time ago. She deserves so much better.

anonymous

u should get a job

Pleasant Peter Perkins

Why don't you wait till she goes out, get some scissors and make some colourful doilies out of her favourite dress!

TONY V

Stop wasting our time as well as hers!

Tony F

she should leave your indolent ***!!! sort your life out ...loser

david p

get a job you sponging ?????Â£""Â£"3@@@

milldoc

Cool you have taken a Hobo's way of life. She need to understand what it takes to be a good Hobo. Maybe you should plan a vacation with her and both of you can go and ride the rails together. No that's to much work for you . Your more of a Bum than a Hobo. Just tell her your still in training to be a Bum.
What would be the real kicker is if you have a drug problem too. Maybe you got some nasty girlfriends on the side having your babes.

lanagrl78

Get a life, loser.

MIKE F

Get off your fat A***e, get yourself a job.

You sort of people make me sick. What's the problem with a job.

While others go to work, to support the likes of you, you find it ok to sit around, drink, smoke yourself silly. Have you no self respect?

i fully support your missus.

Marianne

Get a Job.....

Anthony F

I didn't know animals were allowed on Y/H answers. You have done your shocker for the day, now you must be pleased with yourself. Congrats.

specialk

you poo on the floor?

i seriously think that she has a problem...theres nothing at all wrong with the way your acting!....yeh right!!! and why are you pooing on the floor anyway????

Been There~Done That!

Find something better to do with you're time.

12345

Get a job and then you won't have her on your back all the time. You'll feel much better putting your energy into something worthwhile and the money you earn will be YOURS and you will feel good about earning it instead of just getting it free from the government.

If you still don't fancy a job perhaps you could actually do the things that your wife tells you like cleaning up... I mean what else have you got to do during the day if you aint working? That's just pure lazyness.

Kojak 2.

Women ay?They don't know when they've got it good,do they. Get her out to work,then you won't have to listen to her yap all day,plus you'll have few more quid to get the tinnies in while watching Jeremy Kyle,while she's out changing old biddies nappies in an old folks home.Good luck.

memegeta

That was really a good one!! This is a joke right? It has to be because no woman in her right mind would still be with you six years later and still no job. What could be worse then a six year unemployed slob who starts drinking in the morning and is so sorry that he lives off of the government (which is really all working people paying your sad excuse for a man way in life) that can't even flush the toilet. And my dog doesn't even poo on the floor. Maybe your wife should throw you out in the back yard. I have no advice for you. Your hopeless!! My advice is for your wife. Girl, don't take time to even pack your bags. You've wasted far to much time on him already. Don't just walk away, girl run!!!! He'll never change. And know this you can bet on, there is someone out there who will take care of you (sounds like it's time for someone to take care of you for a change) and who will be good to you. And guess what else? There are guy's out there who don't start drinking in the morning, they flush the toilet and they are already toilet trained. No poo on the floor. Throw the poo out who calls himself a husband and get on with your live. Husband your a loser. Chow

ooari

Hmm, set her free. Clearly, your fast paced and successful lifestyle is just too much for her. Maybe its time to find someone on your level? Your wife clear isn't in the same league with you anymore.

drewy monster

kick her out and get a women who appreicates your efforts mate

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