What could you do that would make your husband or wife the happiest person in the world?

Sweet Pea

shut up and not talk for a day and let him play video games.

Magic 8 Ball (Call me BILF)

You ask such good questions. I could go to the front door naked, and have BBQ anything ready for dinner when he walks in.

Sadly, he won't get the naked til later. We have the kiddo scampering around.

Seth ...DILF-to-be...HaHaHa :)

I made her pregnant, and it turns out not with one baby but TWO lol

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Salacious Crumb

I honestly think if I keeled over dead she'd be ecstatic - - that would mean 1.2 million in life insurance, plus all the cash, and the house, and... for her free and clear.

She would shed one tear at the cremation because she couldn't get it on a $499 coupon special.

Mainmaster

What would make my wife happy is me being home from Iraq. Then I could do the laundry, dishes, and take care to the kids for her. Which I like to do.

Chad B

Do all the laundry and put it away by myself. She hates laundry, lol. And I did it last weekend.

GUY bein' a GUY

I could fall over dead and she could get that big insurance payoff.
Better yet it could be accidental death and double indemnity.

Why not tonight? Well come on, really.

I'm beginning to worry.
To her I don't like to be worth more dead than alive.......lol

Edit- What really is beginning to worry me is answering without reading the other answers first and coming up with the same answer as Salacious Crumb.................sick indeed.

Mrs. Heather Schabby

Be dressed up in my schoolgirl oufit tonight when he gets home.

I won't do it for 2 reasons.
1. I operate a home daycare and the kids are still here when he gets home. That would be bad.
2. My Mom just had surgery today so as soon as the last kid leaves we are flying out the door to go visit her!

Maybe this weekend. :P

Amarante

fulfill his needs and desires

try out some fantasies

windmill ever

win the lottery. ..ive already let him put it in my butt so yea...

Guytheterrible

Get her together with Johnny Depp.

I don't know the guy and I doubt she's his type.

Chris

That's the million dollar question. I have been trying to figure that out for the last 15 F***ING years. If I F***ING knew I would F***ING do it.

ah-ight

shut up. and i won't do it tonight or tomorrow night or...

i'm just playin! i can shut up when i've got other things to do with my mouth ;-)

Sandy Ego

There's nothing I can do. He makes himself very happy.

Woogs

Already doing it on a daily basis.

S H O U Aâ™¥

BJ's to the snap of a finger..

we have 2 little boys that know what "oh yea" means .. so no thanks

chato

Pay for her lawyer so we can finally sign the divorce, I refuse to pay for that too, I already pay child support, our sons tuition, clothes and her bills when she can't I just can not afford it.

Jenn

giving him a striptease and a bj every night/morning, I will if the baby co-operates!

Jeff

take care of him/her and communicate, I will right after I coach my daughters softball game. then let her know I am in the playpen with mildred

Betty D

I could stop screwing her sister, but it's just not that easy.

amy p

Do what he tells me to do. It's for my own good. I am trying.

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