What is the best way to hit on a married woman?

;-)

When I was married, a man approached me at the bar at my friend's bachelorette.

The man "That's a really pretty ring! What size is the stone?"

Me "Thanks. Its a carat and a quarter."

Him "Wow! You must be f***ing dynamite in the sack! I'm Daniel."

It didn't work on me... but I give him points for effort.

abby m

I am a married woman and I get hit on daily, no exaggeration here and yes I do like it. I don't know what the heck is everyone talking about. the best way to do it is be polite and say something like "i think you're a very beautiful woman"
Go for it, and remember, we're married but not buried :-)

ny_spork

Ask her if she wants to explain herpes sores to her husband.

Cole17

There is no best way. What's wrong with you?

bobbynamdarrwh

its fairly simple...

YOU DONMT!! WSTF WOULD U! UR A SICKO!! IF SOMEONE HIT ON MY WIFE I WOULD HUNT THEM DOWN!!

unless u wanna get killed byut thats ur choice

HowdyThere

Ask her husband for that advise.

tahoe

there is no good way because she's MARRIED

travelingirl005

Don't.......................

or better yet...who knows her best.....Her hubby!

May you get the answer you deserve.

shasta

wear a bullet proof vest, cuz husband will hunt you down..

Thumper

Ask her husband you homewrecker.

NONE OF UR BIZ!!!!!

PUNCH URSELF IN THE FACE THAT SHOULD GET U GAME FOR SURE!!!!

gypsy g

Ask her if she'd like to have a threesome, you, her and her husband.

kazzadanni

You don't !!! Pure and simple answer !! How would you like someone to hit on your wife ?? She is married, leave her be !!

littleb7503

STay away from married women all together.there's lots of single women you can hit on

dianesomeone

the best way to hit on a married woman is NOT TO......hello???? What is wrong with you???

I know, I know!!!!

it's best NOT to.

wyattj23

You don't.

jen

You shouldn't...wait until they are separated and getting a divorce.

....

why the hell would you want to hit on a married woman?

complement her looks, he clothes, her figure.
let her know you find her the most attractive person in the room.

Pretty much what you would do to hit on any girl really. I don't think that married women are any different than the rest of us.

Just don't be surprised if she slaps you or tells you to f*** off or something....

gezee.....

pixel_seamstress

... You are loathsome. But try the same way you hit on everything else in your vicinity racking a Y chromosome.

mobileminiatures

I would start by investing in a bulletproof vest.........Maybe a bulletproof jock, as well....

Why not me

There is know best way. You can't make a woman or any person for that matter do something they don't want to do. If she's into you or not she'll let you know.

mustanglady

Don't get caught up in all that as it only will cause heart ache!

xovenusxo

Give your number to her husband and ask him to pass it along.

johnbehrhart

ask her.... "hey mother, want another?!!"

Regenerit

I suggest you be extremely flirtatious with her. Be really good with the kids if she has any, and show how much you care about her. Help her out when she needs help, get to know her well, and let her get to know you well. I would watch out for the husband, you dont want him to find out... or do you? If you do want him to find out to make him break all relations with his wife, then go for it. Good luck... if you mean it. Dont mess up a marriage if you dont mean to go far with this lady.

Morena

when your wife/girlfrind is around and also her husband.....(goodluck with the blackeye)

You scumbag. You don't value your life, do you?

Jacki

Um...you don't.

mattJ

As far away as possible from the husband. or don't

stevegoryan

1) Ask her if she's happy in her marriage.
2) If she says yes, you're done here.
3) If she says no, ask her if she'd like to meet for lunch
4) If she says no, you're done here.
5) If she says yes, meet her for lunch.........

And realize that if she's willing to do this with a man she once loved enough to marry - most likely her meeting you is behind his back - catch on that she may do it to you someday, too.

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