What is the worst/funniest "move" put on you in bed?

just me

Ok so this happened to my friend not me but i thought it was funny and i still tease her about it. she said that she was with this guy one time and they were going at it and all of a sudden he started slapping her p***y .. not with his "member" but with his hand.. she said she just looked at him and was like WTF are you doing.. haha he said he thought it would turn her on.. she was like ummm yeah no.. rubbing, kissing, maybe.. slapping with your hand no thank you! haha

chacha

That is hilarious gurrrl. I'm still laughing!!!!

pause then quick pumps!!

LMAO!!!!!!

em.i.am

I had this guy hum while he was going down on me. It didn't feel good, it tickled. I was like um okay stop that please.

tesla_morris

Awesome question!! Nothing in my experience comes to mind except the usual awkward first moves; once a guy spend like 1/2 hour trying to undo my bra from behind, but the clasp was in the front. I laughed, but he didn't see the humor.

hey, i do that!
but the thing is... i do the morse code, and in code, i say 'you looked so much better in jeans, but my, what a piece of lard you are... but hey, i'm drunk and a cow will do for now'

yadayada

he licked my entire face and inside of my ear. YUCK!!!

MissE

I love my ear being nibbled. This is not the same as filling my ear with his tongue and then chewing my ear off. It was gross! Still makes me cringe thinking about it

beachbabie18

ha its like green light GO! red light STOP! lol...what ever do men expect us to do with that?

Amber

Yeah my bf did that to me once and though it would tease me lol

Mrs.Curatolo

This one guy I was with wanted to do me from behind with me laying face down on top of an exercise ball. We were in the middle of making out and he whispered in my ear that was what he wanted to do to me. As soon as he said that I started laughing and when he told me he was serious I was laughing so hard at that point i was crying. He got pissed and left the room! lol

Bee

I have heard of a lot of men having these retarded rythm methods.

sashtou

'Move' !

I've never played Chess in bed!

Sash.

Jc J

her hair was so long and straight..... then she sat on top of me leaned over and her hair made her look like "cousin it" (from the Adams Family)... that mde me laugh... then she wondered why I coulden't finish.. lol

Positive vibes

Resposes so far are pure gold.

verrico98

This didn't make me laugh at the time, but it is funny now. I was with this girl who could get loud. We had people banging on hotel walls a few times. This one time we were visiting my parents and we were watching tv after everyone went to bed. She wanted a quickie but I told her only if she was quiet. So we get going and her volume was rising, I covered her mouth but she let out the loudest, wildest scream I had ever heard. My parents and sister came charging down the stairs and we were busted. I can still see my dad's jaw dropping. LOL.

34B

I was with this guy who in the heat of passion said that he wanted to f*** me in the a**. He was doing good, so I let him. Problem was that his accuracy was off. He was right back where he started but he was doing it from behind. The weird thing was that he kept asking me how I liked getting it there while he was doing it, and it was so tight, blah, blah. I let him finish and that was the end of him experimenting with me.

micheal k

R u serious

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