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Pooh Bear
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Well when I had picked myslef up off the floor where I fell in a laughing fit, and having wiped the tears away - which would be enough to scupper any further of the relationship with the cantaloupe melon - hell I'm still laughing. I would definitely have taken a foto on the mobile phone and kept it for posterity.
I wouldnt worry about it - bloody hell what an inventive mind!
Get him to use some of that inventiveness with you.
Men are strange creatures and are always looking for the next adrenalin rush.
But seriously - how the hell are you ever going to be able to eat melon again without either going 'eee-ooooo' when you go to eat it or just laughing your head off and giggling for hours afterwards!
Fruit salad will never be the same again will it!
Just think of the fun you can have if he is shopping with you.
You can hold one aloft in the supermarket and shout 'Melon darling?' Everyone else will think youre just asking if he wants a melon - only he will know as he squirms on the spot exactly what you mean!
Lots of fun to be had with this one!!!!! |
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amy♥baby
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...Would it be any better if it was a watermelon? |
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Wildflowers
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Honey, that was for the fruit salad! That's ok, we can go without. |
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Chelsey the Deer Hunter =)
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better a cantaloupe then another woman! ♥ |
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nanay0099
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I would have to wonder how strange that is, but if it makes him feel good then at least I know it wasn't another woman who took my place and that I would be thankful for. I could deal with my huband and a cantaloupe a whole lot better then another woman involved. |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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pokerfan73
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get on your knees and finish him...the cantaloupe would give it a nice sweet taste...enjoy dessert!!! |
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peaches6
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wow |
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Sue B
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he must like it wet and sweet |
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Lily_1981
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damn |
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S K
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Give him a dollop of whip cream. |
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Dano
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Funny.
If you can keep from laughing, I suggest joining in (with your husband, not the cantaloupe :-). Touch him, tell speak dirty--tell him what you want him to do with you, etc. |
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bria1227
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What do u mean by pleasuring himself? Do u mean masterbating or like making out with it. But anyway the question is did he see you? If he did upfront but nicely confront him about it and ask him what he was doing and why he couldn't do that with u. If he didn't see u then u still need to do the same. |
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Eddie
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tell him your stuff is wetter and juicier. |
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Someone Else
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I'd ask him what he was doing and why and if I could join |
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blueeyes
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That would be freaky! Idk what I would do! |
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Frank "Chili" Beanser
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Not bad buffy, I'll give it a 7. Did you eat the melon? Did he eat some melons? |
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Rightside
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Get your spoon out. LOL!!! |
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flavagirl
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Huh???? He's kinda kinky ain't he? |
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Rhombus
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ha ha, sounds like it could turn into a fun activity for you both |
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EKat!
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LOL i don't know! For me I'd probably just laugh and walk away!!! Better a fruit than another women! LOL for real its probably no big deal, just he thought it up from who knows where. LOL call him American Cantaloupe!!!! |
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is cantaloupe a better lube? |
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Glitter
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Ask him if he was smoking rocks and then ask him where he thought that up. Then tease him and call him cantaloupe man. After that maybe cut one in half and make a bra with it and call him into the bedroom.
LOL! Men are SO weird sometimes! |
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stuffys_sweets
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I'd look at him curiously, watch, ask why and join in. I'd be thankful it wasn't another woman, but I'd probably look strangely at any melon after that. No, I wouldn't make fun of him over it. That would be like him making fun of my toys. =) |
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Due December 23rd with #3
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I wouldnt eat any of the fruit in the house! LMAO!!! Do guys auctually do this? I would probably be upset |
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EILEEN M
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join in |
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