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Why is my husband always fartin?

late at night til the break of dawn til morning and afternoon all over again FART FART FART. HELP!


    




SmegD
because he's relaxed around you


My boyfriend farts constantly too. He used to be really cute and ran out of the room to do it but now he just lets it out and grins like a little kid. He does it at every hour of the day too. If I farted he'd complain because "girls don't do that". Just give him a diet change or fart in front of him, teach him a lesson


Champagne suspended a 5th time.
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Because your cooking is so bad....


LOVE MUSCLE
Its the sh!t you keep feeding him.


...Melissa...
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Maybe its the food you're feeding him


Happy-2
Eat more beans, America needs the gas.


Holy Crap!
Poor diet and lack of respect.


Between
It's the language of true love, my friend. The couple who farts together, stays together.


Ricky
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Maybe he's seeing another man and getting his pudding stirred


nydp02
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It has to do with what he is eating.


vareeabull
Lace his food with Beano


rachpower90
because men love to annoy their wives


jitterbug
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He needs to eat better and **** more. I would hate to wash his dirty drawers.


hssg224
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add more fibre and less salt to his diet and it will stop


USB Port
It be dem beanz and he has a big chocolate log that is refusing to come out of his ***.


steve
hes probably lactose intollerant. try getting him to stop eating dairy products for a few days and see of it stops. or get some lactase pills.



tburingham
Maybe you should try something like windeze


flameinpueblo
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He has gas....


darkdiva
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could it be he has gas. There's a product called beno. Try it.


plmonlinenow@rocketmail.com
change his diet.

to much of the wrong foods.

eat healthier and cut the salt fat and alcohol from his diet
that will help with a more stable digestive tract and less gas build up. He will be healthier as a result

drink more red wine, less beer, no more fatty foods, fried crap, eat less red meat, more fruits and vegetables, more fish and white meat, and give up the salt intake.


maga
Beano, Beano, Beano.

Or. He might have a genuine digestive problem. Have you considered that possibility?

Talk to him about it. Have him take Beano tablets before eating.


♥Kristy H♥
LOL!!! My hubby does the same thing!! He never did that in the beginning! But, I love him so I deal!


hanpoppy
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change his diet,dont feed him too much


Ohjw
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he may have a problem why dont u talk to him about it he may need to go to see someone


thknuvu
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turd honking for the right of way...

watch his diet


Shy but Friendly
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I THINK GUY FART A LOT, MINE FART @ NIGHT AND IN THE MOURNING. LOL HE HAS GAS AN MIGHT HAVE A LOW TOLERANCE FOR DAIRY OR GREASY FOOD...OH AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED THAT SOME VEGETABLE FOR EXAMPLE BROCCOLI GIVES YOU GAS...HE MIGHT NEED BEANO (FOUND @ CVS/PHARMACIES) DAIRY HE'LL HAVE TO EAT LACTOSE FOOD/MILK AND IF HE DO EAT DAIRY HE'D HAVE TO EAT A LOW PERCENT LIKE 2% MILK AND CHEESE. CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE IT HAS INFORMATION ON BEANO PRODUCT AND http://www.beanogas.com/BeanoFAQs.aspx GOOD LUCK I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. LET ME KNOW IF I WAS ANY HELP 2 U


Lil_Miss_Me
Your probably feeding him too much, try to reduce his food or give him some windeeze. Also try wearing a peg on your nose haha


No_One_But_Me
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Just be lucky he isn't forcing your head under the duvet to smell it..

....unless he had already! :S



If that's the case, put him in the spare room, sofa or shed!


Heliopath
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its all the godawful home cooking you keep feeding him. either that or he's trying to get you to leave him.





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