Would a small trained monkey with a broom be better at cleaning than my wife?

learned_old_sage

Whoa, !!! hold on there ' Bold Eagle '.....would a well trained husband be as good as your wife ? .... Guess you would'nt....

kate

would a large donkey with a brain be a better husband for your wife?

I am sure same monkey is better at cleaning than YOU ARE. Have you ever tried to help your wife around the house? Don't pick on her ability or lack thereof in the cleaning department until you've tried lending a hand. Or at least thanking her for the effort.

nanny2

why dont you get a broom and help her?

~ steph j ~ The Shepherdess

Go head little monkey. If you think you can do it better than your wife crack on.

ChevyGuy

your wife actually cleans? must be nice

zeena

Not good at cleaning? Maybe she feels ran down. I don't know your situation, or how often you help out in this area, But Help her make out a regular schedule on what rooms need to be done through the week. Set laundry to a day when you both have less going on. Im not saying do it for her, but show you want to help. Maybe you already are and are tired of her unwillingness, In that case sounds like a severe case of laziness. Not good if so. This day in age everything including the housework needs to be equally shared, especially when there are minor children are involved and if both parents work. Feel free to Write me back and tell me more!

rustynail

u mean ur wife can't clean ??? dude u really got a raw deal .

bexx

Get your wife on we need to speak to her !! Has she got false teeth yet ?

Joey W

yay 2 points

whoamihere32

One small trained monkey, no. But 3 small trained monkeys, well now that's a different story....

Lulu T

why dont you do it whilst you train the monkey.

diane w

Oh dear Mr England til I die, that time has cometh................................

luvlisteningtomusic

If she does not work and that is all she does she should keep the house clean. If she works then it is up to both of you to help in the house. Hire a maid.

teresa d

how about you picking up the broom and mop and cleaning your damn self you live there 2

Pat R

Yup !!

Tricia P

Wow sounds like you are frustrated at your homefront. Try speaking with your wife about how you enjoy living in a clean home. Then if it does not get better hire a cleaning lady.

BadAdvice

Yes but what could that monkey do with the broom handle while you are sleeping? That is the question that needs to be answered.

Zakos the greek

That is so funny! Your wife must not meet your standards of cleaning. Surely you must have known that before you married the pig.

jean m

You might find your wife does very little cleaning after that remark.

female with teeth

Monkeys Bite

Ruth R

no, not really. the monkey might leave a trail of banana skins on the floor after wiping it with it's a**.

Kitty

I think a LARGE monkey would work better... It could take the trash out too.

Jersey Boy

Are they flying monkeys or regular monkeys?

If your wife is a witch you could have a problem if she got control of the flying monkeys. Your wife may also melt when in contact with a pail of water, that may be why she doesn't want to clean the floors.

JustMe

I think that monkey should train you to clean your own damn house you stup*d piece of sh*t.

jacjac

your a bit of a pig aren't you, lucky you have a wife if u ask me, and hey you did, pig!

Mike

No. The little ones can't reach the windows or the counter tops. The last little one I had drowned in the downstairs toilet. I didn't find him until he started to stink. Chimps are about as small as you can go, but big apes work better. Until they figure out they can slap you around. Uh oh, here he comes, I gotta go. Somebody help me!

jess00808

Monkey's poop alot. They might poop on your floor. Also they smell weird. I'd stick with your wife cleaning;-)

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