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Yer Acker I be
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I believe the Navy is the place to be, with all them leading seamen and all.- you'd probably be looking for some behind the lines action. |
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Canute
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I am sure that there are those who will welcome you with open arms, lol. |
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Alex S
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Only if you don't paint your nails.
Red doesn't go well with army green. |
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sci
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No not in the US Military, no need to limit you to just the Army, none of them will take you.
Try the French? or the Turks, yes the Turks would have a place for you!
Ret. USAF SNCO |
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carpediem
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practising+gay +muslim+ladyboy= sounds like for the first time in the history of humanity these words are combined together. congratulation u r a pioneer |
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roger.williams20@btinternet.com
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Why not but you would not last long. |
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senegal
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Well, they've certainly loosened criteria on criminal records, education and mental stability for potential recruits.
So, I suppose that as long as you "don't tell," they very well might "not ask." |
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Thomas R
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You are obviously seeking a laugh, the ladyboy description tipped me off instantly |
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I AM THE RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY
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wow that is quite a list you got there, so yes=Muslim, yes=gay (don't ask don't tell), no=lady boy
hope that helped. |
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usmc_piper
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Let me see...
Gay=Don't ask
Muslim= I have served with a few that were not a problem.
So as long as you can cut boot...I do not see why not |
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o'yam
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you might be able to get in , but you would not be able to come out alive. |
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art
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to serve in Iraq, why not? |
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Yahoo Nazi
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As desperate as the US Army seems, it may take a few waivers to get you in, but overall your chances are pretty good. |
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trigunmarksman
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Don't Ask and Don't tell. You are good as long as you do not practice openly. |
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Mucky Mud Blood
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I think so. May Allah be with you. |
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frank S
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you might have a better chance in the Navy. Long days at sea makes even the most straight matelot as randy as hell.
The pinkest bottom access is also welcome amongst submarine crews. |
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tamarindwalk
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I don't think they'll let you in under their current policies.
But that's not to say that they should not let you in. The U.S. army has some liberalizing to do. |
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