How can I go and become a member of Hezbollah?

Josh23232323bluejays

go to lebanon and hope for the best

jps245

It's unfair, but I think you have to know somebody.

bored_army_soldier

You are lucky I dont know you...

KingCucamonga

G O . T O . H E L L

Jake W

They probably have a website. Just google it. Don't mind the guys with camera following you around.

Spoofy P.

Come by my barracks and my platoon and I will give you the physical exam. You know, just the standard stuff: testing your pain tolerance with a red-hot poker up the anus... removing any excess teeth with a steel-toed boot... performing a quick eye operation with a fountain pen... bringing you down to weight standards by removing that heathen American beer gut with a sword... and, of course, measuring your lung capacity by holding your head underwater for 15 minutes.

If you pass the physical exam, then we'll take you to an open field and give you a stick of dynamite so that you can practice blowing yourself up before we send you to suicide-bomb the infidels. Remember, we will be judging you on crater depth AND remains spreadage. If your head lands more than 50 feet from your torso, you might have what it takes!

ssgtusmc3013

stop by and see me first. ssgt usmc

GOSHAWK

Just kill yourself and get the virgins without a trip.

Steelers1

Why go the whole way to Lebanon to get killed. Put on your hezboloser shirt, and walk down the street. I'm sure before long a good American Veteran will accommodate you and send you to hell with the rest of those freaks!

bkfussner

First, bend over and kiss your @ss good-bye, second stop by my house and I'll make sure some veteran's are here to answer your, oh so intelligent question!

Grim Reaper

The F.B.I is giving tryouts. Call them there waiting for your call. Make sure you have your measurements correct a pine box is hard to re-fit...?
...are you kidding what kind of question is this.

Olive Green Eyes

Just commit suicide and join them in Hell.

inquiring minds want to know

just check any website on line they are there.

quiet

They won't even let you in if you aren't Arabic and a radical Muslim. They will capture you and assume you are a CIA spy.

idontkno

first you need to drop by my place .so i can feel you in with some buck shots

captmhunt

Call the FBI and ask them... I'm sure they would be happy to talk to you.

twackman4life

cut off your pecker, beat some women and children and praise allah every time you wipe your ***. And smoking some crack wouldnt hurt either.

The Bricklayer

Go to your local Mosque.I am sure someone will be able to help

cbmaclean

Ask the Lebanese community in your nearest big city

Deepest-Blue

you can organize your own orginization

and fight for justice but first you need to learn descipline of fighting in the name of GOD

basic rule is to prevent killing innocent people give them punishment economically and kill there soldier as much as you can i hope you will get success

steeldueler

follow the sewer in your town

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