How do I conquer the world? Is there a step by step manual?

Greywolf

Don't conquer the world. It'll just be a big headache and everything will end up being your fault. But if you're interested in good strategies for war - and life,

Read THE ART OF WAR by Sun Tzu.

Excellent insight into human behavior and strategy.

Too Old For Idol

Yes, and I will write it for you. Total cost with S&H is $6,451.19. I will include my free previous step by step manual "How to be a Redneck , ask ridiculous questions and Still Cook Tender Possum" as a bonus.

MenifeeManiac

It's easy:

1. Win the Lottery.

2. Buy nuclear weapons and bomb the world. Make sure you are in outer space at the time.

3. You WIN!

Jenny84

I guess you could read Mein Kampf but it's not exactly a manual and we all know how that turned out...I wouldn't recommend trying.

jaded_mouse

"The Art of War" by Sun Tzu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Art_of_War

enord

one foot in front of the other.

labken1817

Yes you can get one from Pinky and the Brain.

http://www.duryea.org/pinky/

LeeChavez

No I don't think you can! Lol

Kel

Good grief.....go help my husband - that's his dream! In the meantime, play the game "Risk" a lot for practice! (lol)

Rob

Yes. And apparently in 24 hours or less:

http://www.ibiblio.org/GameBytes/issue21/misc/civ3.html

conranger1

First step is intelligence, you are sadly lacking that object as can be seen by posting a question that has nothing to do with MILITARY.

Becca

you're a complete idiot. very funny OSAMA. Just tell me one thing. Where are you hiding in the middle east?

Smudgeward

http://www.hitler.org/writings/Mein_Kampf/
But this time turn left at Russia and get America sorted first.
You could leave England to come in at the last minute and claim victory for all this time!

bahamacek

Yea, Hitler wrote it and it didn't work..........sorry

egyank

yes
by sicence
and make them in need for you
but not only by power
look what china made
every where in the globe even the oval desk
there is some thing named made in china
they conqurere the world

avasmava

LOL at Hitler comment. It was called Mein Kampf (sp???). And no it didn't work.

Michelle H

Get a great education, learn to form your own ideas, and then become president.

And if there was a manual, you might have to borrow it from Bush....seeing as though he is plagarizing a few pages from it

crazykiaray23

so cute; & why would you wanna do that? think about the drama that'll come with it.

Mac Boswell

First get an education. Then go on a nice long vaction. After this you might. Want ot get a job.

Nikki Kolice

no and thats scary

mustangsally76

Sure...just go look up Dr. Evil in the phone book, pull some hair brained scheme and get defeated by Austin Powers...hmm..I guess World Domination really isn't posssible after all.

I think it has been hacked!

By learning intellectuality!
1: learn geography
2: History of the world
3: Economy

katgirl

YES....run for senate & then around age 42, begin looking into running for the presidency of the US

ashley m