How do I go about dis-arming a nuclear bomb??

Bunny Lebowski

Ask Bono.

ShowMeTheLite

Hit it hard with a hammer - guaranteed or your money back!

sixmilliondollarguy

Smash the casing open with a gold brick, then cut some wires.

***** cat

call the police

topdog

dont be so silly just pull the plug out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bmw2pete

disconnect the battery silly

jairarodrguez

Disconect the bateries.

cloeen

Call the FBI! I hope you don't blow yourself up! bye now

campojoe

Carefully.
It depends on who manufactured the bomb and if it has been altered. US and most European bombs are armed with a complicated process so it probably would be inert if found. Soviet style bombs are simularly difficult to arm. Both cannot be activated even if armed without a number of processes.
So, if it is a "home made" bomb then it could be armed any which way.

Cut the blue wire.

Call call the experts

Pretorian

In WW2 they used to pump steam into bombs to cause the gelignite to melt & run out. With nuclear bombs you cant use steam you MUST use lard. Thats right lard (aka 'dripping'). For a full explanation please visit the website below, assuming its not too late & you've only 4 seconds to li......

grey wolf

with a sledge hammer,lol

auniquekind

Swallow it.

DAVID M

stamp on it

barneyboy

Give it a sharp kick on the lower left side, knocks the wires out of kilter. This works for most electronic equipment

kaadbear

Its the red wire!! Not the blue wire!! It was wired wrong!! Don't cut the blue wire!!

tich1983

i know a guy that will take it off your hands for you....

taketwo

sit on it.

Georgie

Apologies for lots of DUMB answers !!

plutoniccatgirl

Dis- arm the country first.. !!!

peter gunn

just take a sharp knife and cut off it's arms.

Juan Kassoff

VERY FCUKING CAREFULLY!

John G

Call the bomb squad and get back,like to the next continent.

klute2006

Tell it, 'You have lovley eyes.', then kick it in the balls

sarcasticquotemarks

Wait until the clock reaches one second then cut the wire you weren't hovering over.

Alternatively create a super duper program on your woefully inadequate laptop which will calculate the code for disarming it (again the program should only do this when there is only one second left on the timer, disarming a nuclear bomb when there is more than one second left on the timer is a surefire sign that something else will go wrong).

MÐ¯ BAITâ„¢

Tell it looks nice, buy it dinner and cut the blue wire.

Platinum

It's the red wire, dont cut the blue wire. If you've already cut the blue one, RUN RUN RUN and dont look at the big light...lol.

i hope you get this in time.

Edward B

carefully

baiseurdemere

Pay it some killer compliments.

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