How many ways is there to kill cereal ?

sugar.spyce

actually, changed my mind. I will give you more than 30!

- run it over with a car. (real or toy, doesnt matter)
- burn it
- flush it down the toilet
- put it up your nose
- crush it with your fingers.
- put it against its rival cereal. they will kill each other on their own. (sounds entertaining)
- grind it with your teeth and spit it out
- drown it
- eat it
- stab it
- jump on it
- insert cyanide into it's cynical brain
- throw it in the sea
- throw it in a room full of spider
- kill it with a chainsaw
- feed it acid or something corrosive
- get it married to a she-cereal
- pop it like a zit
- suffocate it
- bake it in the oven with some marhmellows
- let it freeze to death outside
- use a lawn mower
- genetically modify it into an orange and then eat the orange
- put it in a bottle and send it into the sea without food
- dip it in hot oil
- stare at it until it melts
- eat it
- put it in a bottle of pepsi with a mentos
- OR feed it pepsi and mentos
- send bees after it
- call the mafia and have then play dirty
- poke it with needles
- tape it to a bowing ball and go bowling
- put it in your cat's litter box

hah! i win!

islander8181

We don't need another cereal killer on the loose!!!!!

Kitty F

eating it?

Libra Girl

Snap, Crackle and Pop those rice thingies.

XxXRyAn_IZ_SiCkXxX

put a bunch of fruit loops or apple jacks around a firecracker.

xpunkxprincessx

i'd say go outside and throw it at random people who walk around :)

minnesotReader

you sound extremely spoiled and lazy

defplayer96

you can eat the cereal

Wiktoria O

eat it,
step on it,
hammer it,
sit on it,
throw it,
throw something at it,
microvawe it until it melts,
and there is moreee

Vale

theres one sure way tho... u eat it :D

Jason m

umm...
I don't really think you can kill cereal??
I guess you can eat it
unless you mean a cereal killer
and no help there

Lauren S

Wow, um you may want to get a different hobby lol. The only way I "kill" cereal is by eating or drowning it lol idk.

Joe square plumber pants

you can kill cereal all the same ways you can kill a human, but only one is satisfying

redleg510

OMG, Captain Crunch is being followed by a CEREAL KILLER !

JOseph K.

riahbell:]

Eating it, burning it, smashing it, make it dissolve over time, throwing it away?
5 ways!!

<3.love.tennis.

many, many ways. I'm sure we can think of some. =)

Matthew M

1. smashing it. 2. eating it 3. make it soggy. 4. knife it 5. shoot it 6. let the flys attack it. 7. step on it 8. electrocute it. 9. sit on it. 10. get a toy car, a city, and godzilla, well i think you can think of the rest.

Madi O

1.Throw it at a hobo.
2.Feed it to ur dog
3.flush it down the toilet.
4.Shred it in parts with you teeth.
5.Burn it.
6.Throw up on it.
7.Feed it to a Parana.
8.Stare at it until it explodes
9.Go all chainsaw massacre on it.
10.Spit at it.
11.Throw it out a window.
12.Wrestle it.
13.Wait till christmas and feed it to a reindeer.
14.Pray with it.
15.Smell it.
16.Have a fat man sit on it (if he doesn't eat it first)
17.meow at it.
18.Microwave it.
19.Put in the dishwasher.
20.Put catnip in it and your cat will go crazy shredding it apart.
21.make it watch barney.
22.Put it in your bath tub.
23.Sink it in the pool.
24.Dunk it in asid.
25.Sell it on ebay.
26.Run over it with your car
27.Stomp on
28.Use your super strenght to rip it apart
29.Sell it to brittney spears.
30.Blow it up.
31.Eat it.

Ao No Uta

You can not kill an inanimate object.

sunshinee

ummmmm lets see.

you can throw it out the window
eat it
step on it
smash it
stab it with a fork
FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET!!
your dog can eat it
shoot it with a beebee gun
when a tornado come throw it in it
run over it with a bike
run over it with a lawn mower
set it on fire

Wonder B

Cereal isn't alive so you can't kill it.

red_xxui

Kill? Really?

BRIAN B

I think there is only 30 ways....

Kreole Krispee

I think you've hit the max, but I'm sure the best is eating it. Especially if it's Special K Cinnamon Pecan

jimmy the ho

nuke