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TedEx
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Use yourself. Why waste a perfectly good dog???? |
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Jade | My Brain is My Shepherd
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I just reported you |
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Georgia Girl
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NOT funny at all, you retard! |
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John T
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NOT Funny. |
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PD
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how dare you |
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me
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are you crazy?!?!?!
u know the officials will see this.
...just plain dumb |
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Pinky
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Im so sorry, did Mommy and Daddy not give you enough attention today. |
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Joe C
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I would delete this question fast! this type of thing is not joke! |
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jason c
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you realize that joke or not, making a statement like that is a felony |
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Click Simple
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Would it be a terrier attack???? |
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"Joe Public"
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"Oi".. NO,,, |
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Just me
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You realize even the UK finds threats serious. I mean they ALLOW racial profiling. |
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Big Blue Fan!
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not too funny man |
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Snowy
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For this to be a question of a sense of humour it would actually have to be funny......which it isn't unfortunately.
Never mind the school holidays are coming up soon and you can spend some time reading Viz to get some inspiration. |
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bigsey93manny24
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That'll get PETA involved in the War on Terror, all right!!! |
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fisherman
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That is really bad form old boy definately not top drawer |
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gromit801
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Actually, in WWII the Soviets did that very thing to destroy German tanks. They trained dogs to eat their dinners under running tanks. They then placed a saddle pack of explosives on the dog which had a contact trigger sticking up.
They'd release the dog, which would head for the tanks thinking dinner. BOOM. |
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John W
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Post your address and we'll dispatch a team to "help you out." |
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CAUTION:Truth may hurt!
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Only in America would the threat of a terrorist attack be considered humorous. Deep down, you're happy our soldiers are dying so that little threat you made is not a real danger every time you walk out your door each day. I am one of those that chose to join. I don't deny that if I die, it is a result of my choice, but at least I will have lived for something greater than myself. You on the other hand...
I hope you open your eyes before you die. Contrary to what you may think, unless you have traveled the world (which I highly doubt you have), you have no idea what the world is like. You think your CNN and FOX tell you the truth? You think the rest of the world is like your little hometown? You think that's air you're breathing now... You have no idea how sheltered/blind you are. |
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Trixie Bordello
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Wow a s**t bomb- a real weapon of terror. |
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tttplttttt
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I can tell you're the cream of the British crop. |
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gazuk
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why do people see extreme stuff like this on answers and not immediately realise that the asker is asking it precisely BECAUSE they want to cause a reaction from the people with the itchy trigger finger on the report button.
plus if they had read the whole comment they would have seen that it was meant as a joke.
not everyones cup of tea i agree but still not malicious. |
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salforddude
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well you could grease a few sticks,but getting the dog to stand still would be awkward |
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shladvic
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Woowee! there seems to be quite a bit of controversy
over this little question, personally it gave me a giggle, and a lot of people need to lighten up me thinks, and to the asker of this question, you really have to listen to a song called "A Dog! A Panic In A Pagoda" on album called "Welcome to the Palindrome" by Osymyso, it will give you your answer!!
Not sure where u can find the song, i got it from a peer to peer called Soulseek. |
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james k
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kibbles and bits kibbles and bits im gonna get me some kibbles and bits! why not use an elephant? get more bang for your buck....A GIRAFFE! |
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Samuel W.
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LOL. You had me from the first sentence. Anyone who actually asks that as a serious question is amusing. I might start asking people it myself. |
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LAVADOG
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no need for surgical procedures, just SHOVE them in there.. |
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muppethouse
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That's a barking idea. |
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