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kinkybootsno1
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I was gonna say you could be a submarine.....but you wouldn't be able to float to the surface once you'd gone under.......oh well, back to the drawing board......
ooooh ooooh, I know, I know!
They could use you as
A BATTLESHIP !!!! |
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Crabboy4
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You might want to think about getting in shape before basic training. |
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rukidding
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How to cut out the Crispy Kreme donuts, apparently. |
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JOJO
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i think you should be thinking about joining weight watchers. |
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MICHAEL B
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Keep on eating.
If you get captured you could last forever.
Its unlikely you'll get captured as they have banned whaling in Iran Waters. |
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jonah
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I won't mention it here for fear of a violation! |
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conory
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I dont really think thats him on that picture, cos ive seen dat picture on mingers.com... anyway good look with the navy !!! |
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Summer
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You're cute for asking such a silly question considering.
Thanks for making me laugh!
OH! being a good swimmer may help! You could be a SEAL! And I'm not talking about the mammal that eats fish. |
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donie_b49
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pushing yourself away from the table |
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Chi Guy
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Your suit size and favorite fabrics. |
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lance4uok
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Don't insult what you don't understand. My cover is off to all my Navy brethren. SEMPER FIDELIS moron. |
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mervyn m
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You could always join up as a barrage balloon! You're full of hot air anyway so you'd float away nicely! |
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Clive
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You do not need to practise writing stories. You will need to learn your lines from the script provided by the government.
What a smart way of coercing service personnel into generating propaganda - get the newspapers to bribe them. |
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In order to join the navy, one must learn to do the Sailor's Hornpipe, it is a sailor's dance. Once you become proficient you will be able to join.
Good Luck and thanks for the laugh. |
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Hallie
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That sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Er...Iraq51, you mean bicycles, Sweetheart, if you had a tricycle you wouldn't need training wheels! But apart from that, I do agree. |
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wonkyfella
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I doubt you'll fit in....looking at your avatar, I don't reckon you could touch your toes. |
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FLOYD L
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how about standing on your head doing jumping jacks and waving the white flag. |
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Steve E
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Since you're joing the french navy obviously, learn to drop your rifle carefully so you don't hurt anybody. You also might want to start eating escargot. Although judging from your picture, you'll eat just about anything. |
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o'yam
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I think you have a unique advantage in the event of being locked up by enemies , you can definitely live without food for at least 10 days. |
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Delilah
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How to give good head! |
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Finbarr D
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I'd say you'd be safe enough from their other predilictions. |
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bulldog
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what you going to join as a battle ship |
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jean h
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oh yes, I see from your avatar you look like quality navy stock |
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Think Dodger Blue
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Go on the subway diet just like Jared
Did you ever see Austin Powers in Goldmember? Watch the end of that movie and you'll see what I mean |
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Ferddaword
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Ye might be in need of learning some ole navy talk, yarrr. Baton down them hatches and swab the poop deck me matey. Arrrrrrrr! Oh yeah, you also might want to invest in a tatoo of an anchor on either arm, or the small of yer back! |
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K. Marx iii
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Present arms. That is to hand it over. But a thought. If you get captured you will be freed sharpish because they wont have enough material for your dodgy suit. |
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badcarma98
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Your thinking of the French Navy. |
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