I have declared War on France. What you think my chances of success are???

briang731/ bvincent

I think you and Larry are half way there. I read a solicitation on ebay a while back. It was for the sale of French army rifles and it went like this: For sale, French army rifles, like new, most have never been shot, and only dropped once.

jaf_f14

Well sure why not. Every body else has. I mean Germany did it at least twice. Now I'll join up with you and get some friends of mine on the USS Nimitz to help us out. Orrrr wecould get some cap guns and just go over there by ourselves. Its you choice COMANDER *Saluts to you*. I await your oders.

Phillip B

Go ahead and declare war, I'm sure they'll surrender and ask for US aid!!

Jim K

Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys will fold before le petit dÃ©jeuner.

D.borah

100%

France has never won a war. A teenager could take that country.

visionary

don't let Larry bother - france has already surrendered

congratulations on your new acquisition :)

Mephistopheles

Sacre Bleu what do ya wanna do that for? You wanna get hit by stings of onions from individiuals wearing stripped T Shirts singing the Marseillaise and throwing Brie? I never trust people who eat snails and frogs legs - Urgh.

M.McNulty

I wouldn't trust Larry. He sounds liike he's just waiting for the tide to turn before he chooses which side to join.

Wait until your envoy returns with their suit for peace, before you declare victory.

Remember France fought the Muslims for 100 years in Algiers/ North Africa

Samantha K

not much

Paul K

I think you two could handle it, but Mexico did it once. You could consider hiring some illegal aliens to do the dirty work.

What do you know about France and the French people?

I would bet the ranch you know nothing more than what you read or hear by those with their own agendas.

I'm not French, but if I gave you my 8 bloodlines, you might declare war on me.

I'm American.

ssgtusmc3013

you would probably win, they are a bunch of whimps.

starcarlton

but.. John Depp lives in France ... we need his drunken pirating ways to keep us entertained!

http://www.piratescoveonline.com

johnson4730

If you already posted this, then this threat is enough. You should be expecting a call from the French President anytime now. I would negotiate for some Islands in the Med. Good Luck.

actresst22

1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000...

or none

HeartlessClown

Well, Larry sounds like a great friend. I'll call MY boss, and ask my wife, then I'll let you know if I can help TOO.....

Joey

Oui` oui!` You can take zee France wiz just vahn strike. Zee French are too bizzee eeting dair pastreeys and drinking wine!

Pleez invites me to zee celebration, avec plaisir (and $hit like that) :-)

Bobby

i think even if your buddy larry doesn,t get off work--you can do it!!!----i,m rootin for ya!!!---if ya get in any trouble (which i doubt )--i know a girl scout troop that will most certainly seal their fate!!!!

Alice Chaos

Oh man you've probably already won!

Mauki90

I wish I lived by you because I would get my daughters water gun and join you. They would surely throw in the towel and run with fear.

iluuvme13

Have fun with that...

MikeGolf

Publish a press release - France will ask you for terms.

Snowy

Do what the Germans did and turn up just after lunch and their hands will be straight up in the air.

mrknositall

I think the chances are pretty good that they will surrender upon hearing your declairation. Viva La You!!

tw0cl0n3m3

welcome to the club. I've declared war on France by deciding to never go there.

chickenhounk911

I think you have a pretty good chance. Post again when you are done, let us know who won. Good Luck.

itsallover

Dont worry, they will surrender as soon as you tell em you are coming, then accuse you of being on steriods

Just think, this is how Liberals want OUR country, just surrender!

HHH

Any country can beat the French,its like how the saying goes,there aint no such thing as a brave Frenchman

clark

sure...but, what did france do to you? did he take your marbles again!!

Gremlin

I have informed Pierre. He shall resist you.

Your chances are not good.

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