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You will need at least 3 grade C's or better at A Level and one of those must be in Megalomania. |
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tommyshez
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watch pinky and the brain great advice is available... |
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NavyCrab
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Get in touch with Pinky & the Brain. |
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floppity
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You need money first - marry the daughter of a wealthy land owner (preferably an MPs daughter, but optional). With her would come good connections, land and power. Start there, then get back to me! |
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Roland K
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Yes, overthrow the present government, get the military on your side, build it up massively, get allies, then step by step, country by country, invade. Incidentally, listen to your field generals! Don't ignore them like Hitler did! |
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auzzie girl
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your crazy ! :-( i'm scared ! |
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Shock and Awe
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Take out and control the power grids of all major industrial countries and control their computer access. That's a start.... |
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Mr. Know It All
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Get a good hair style; It's all about the hair. |
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Mojen
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get a job as a painter and decorator - Hitler did!! |
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Aaron H
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if you personally invade Saudi arabia and nick all there oil you will be rich, you can then by an army to shoot everyone |
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Pandasareourfuture
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You will need people loyal to you, someone high ranking in the military while you get quite high in politics. Commense a military coup. Bully neighbouring countries with nukes and stuff. Make sure you have some good hackers they can really muck up other countries. Ally with china. |
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BanjoBoy
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become a politician, screw your way to the top then use bully tactics and fear mongering to get the masses to obey your every wish, good luck. |
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Spectre
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Try a fellow by the name of Mugabe, I understand he is STILL LIVING in Zimbarbwe, at least for now |
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Ross T
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Start a political party with a fascist military arm. |
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Seán O
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Your own home. |
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aussietreadhead
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To start with Phil the Great, conquer all of Greece, then take over the Mediterranean, move through Egypt and subjugate the Middle East then head for Persia...
Opps!
Sorry, I was thinking of Alexander... |
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Freelance
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hire the A team and head over zimbabwe way as that's (straight in job done) already under martial law .From there appoint yourself president .and then your A TEAM can build you a nuclear missile from scratch starting with the basic ingredients butter,egg flour,sugar and milk,then wait for 30 mins |
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geeta
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I know you are going to change your view tomorrow because you will not your wife's permission to do so !! |
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Nanashi
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find people that would die for you and your "cause."
find a "cause" to rally behind
appeal to the hacker/anarchist underground
get a **** load of money to pay people off
get alot of guns
kill important/strategic people
stage a coup de etat in a crappy country
invade surrounding countries
manipulate the media in every nation
set up political traps for other nations with blackmail and espionage and such.
or create a PMC and train alot of soldiers and then go wild |
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k b
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Be a artist (music) and then brainwash all your fans to support you and be your army |
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pinkladyloz
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well you could sell pringles |
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brian s
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Get some policies and a gun |
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s.salah
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from your house |
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Jetfax
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By your belly button |
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Duisend-poot
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First of all , get yourself noticed. Do something terrible or atrocious. Make a lot of money, advertise your abs in a female magazine, get onto Big brother and win over the teenagers, their admiration for you will grow if you include smoking pot and taking drugs. Their you go as easy as that, ohhh you could always hang out with Amy. [Tongue in cheek].:) |
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Homer
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Iraq |
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Nadia
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start with your cloze people. you know more you get closer to people more you'll sucess |
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Korky
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become a Muslim |
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sissy
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yeah, get yourself a good shrink |
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astcell
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Microsoft. |
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