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A Bloke
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No, I wouldn't as that interferes with my own World domination plans. There cannot be two of us dominating the World now, can there. |
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seadog23185
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No, but you can blow me. |
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Leogirl0804
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Then why on earth would you want to take over the world. Its bad enough supporting the social programs we have now. I prefer to keep America it's present size thank you. |
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Misha-non-penguin
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Oh what the hell, I can't be bothered to argue. |
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talkingformydog
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In what you said there is really NOTHING that would make me follow you !! Sorry |
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pinkkitten
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Well if you are American...why do you need are help, surely you can do it all by yourself |
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JayEleven
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Well I haven´t got much on next week , and I really don´t see the harm in it, after all ,a change is as good as a rest, but what about the Pay and conditions? How many days holiday you offering ?
Do I have to bring my own Tea and coffee or do you supply that kind of stuff ? |
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Blink-Monkey-Blink
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Id rather stick my D*** in a blender! |
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bootycreord
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sorry the islamic fundamentalists have already beaten you to it |
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Bud#21
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No, the only one that would ever join you in anything is Pinky. |
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KenGJ
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Not even if you were British,and they are the best there is. |
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BARROWMAN
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Americans already think that they own the world. Why would anyone want to join them anyway with their gung-ho if "it moves and doesn't have a hot dog in its hand" shoot it attitude? The best thing that Tony Blair has done by conniving with George Bush is to demonstrate that their is no future in any association between the US and Britain. The best advice that I can give to anyone is when a Yank gets a gun in his hand run as fast as you can and forget the orange panels because the b******s are colourblind! |
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slice264
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No thanks, but i appreciate the offer. |
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Giantbutthole
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No, I'm british you might shoot me by mistake. |
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Philip L
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America already rules the world. It is called Hollywood, MTV, VH1, McDonald's, Lee jeans, etc. The US pop culture and businesses already dominate the minds of the simpletons throughout the world. Why invade with armies? |
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redhead
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let me think about it...ummmmmmmm.no! |
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J B
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Well I'd be stupid to yes and stupid to say no. It would depend on what you wanted to do with the world when you'd taken it over.
I'm a firm believer though that the answer is always in the question.
As you say you are an American, My instinct would be to say that you've little chance of acheiving it without a caucus of non Americans at your side, no matter how well intentioned you may be yourself,your fellow countrymen do not enjoy a good international reputation.
Were you interested in recognising that there are more than enough resources on this planet to feed, house, clothe and educate all of us. Were you to demonstrate a will to redistribute wealth equitably. Eradicate poverty and its causes, ie greed and religion and primitive superstition in all of its guises, then I'd consider joining you.
If on the other hand you are one of those Americans who believe they have the right to impose their disparate selfish and tacky morals on the world, then I'd join the ranks of those oposing you. Especially all of those Bible belt odd balls that you spawn.
So much good has come out of your country. But there "Appears" to be too much fondness for bigotry and an arrogant unshakeable belief that we ought all of us to be grateful to you for sending us your "culture", is the reason why your country is suffering such an apalling reputation. In short your nutters have too much to say and your rational people are just a tad too earnest.
Have fun |
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candface1
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see a doctor |
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The_Cricket: RIP Allecat
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No, that's quite alright. |
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Michael H
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No, count me out.
Do you have a list of island you will not invade ?
I'd like to get there first, i suspect there will be a rush. |
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phelps
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certinally not. |
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JohnRingold
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Hmmmmmm There's something about your Avatar that makes me think that you are a shifty kinda person. If I joined you I would need some heavy guarantees that you aren't going to screw me out of my fair share of the plunder !!!! |
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David L
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only if you promised me free cheese for life. i love american cheese. |
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terry w
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I thought the yanks were already after world domination and hell NO i wouldnt be behind you, nonce |
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evil_kandykid
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No because I have already taken over the world, and I forbid it! |
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jarhed
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Take over the WORLD ??
Who the hell wants that kind of headache ? Maybe start off small and solve one world crisis at a time, and then my friend, you will have many people to join you.
Good luck !! |
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mike b
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I think George has already started!! |
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284561
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What a great question asked by an American........ |
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RY
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THE BRITISH EMPIRE SHALL RISE AGAIN. WE ARE SLEEPING GIANT THAT WILL AWAKEN, SO STAND BY. |
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driverfus
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"!take over the world do me a favour hahahahaha"!!!! you could not beat a one legged man in an ar#e kicking competition |
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David
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LOL !!!!!!!!
You need to wait your turn, G W Bush & Bill Gates are still having their go !!! |
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