If Vietnam Invaded The UK?

old know all

Looking at my neighbours (2 doors away), I think you already have. Are you planning to do this on your own or will you still have the financial and material backing of China?

King Felix

how would vietnamese troops arrive to UK?

Quatermass

It would depend entirely on how many nuclear submarines Vietnam has.

Oh wait... you don't have any.

Oh dear.

stu07

LOL what are you on about? cant believe your question you must be 9 yrs old or something. Oh well heres your answer, europe usa nato and if you get past them and manage to sneak a few men into our waters then the British Navy would simply sink you before you arrived on shore line. ENOUGH SAID?
HOW about if we invade you? however we proberly couldnt as you have no oil or natural reserves for our greedy governments and corporations to even consider wasting the fuel to get there.

spacegoblin

You are a very strange man.

Beastie

Defending a country is a lot easier than attacking one. You wouldn't last five minutes.

And your GDP isn't even remotely like ours. You've got a hell of a lot more development to do before you get even close.

Andrew C

bring it on!

Mordent

1) How would you get here
2) How would you continue to supply your troops
3) Even assuming 100% of the invasion force arrived you still wouldn't have a strong enough navy to defeat the Royal Navy
4) Assuming even then that you achieved that by some miracle, defenders ALWAYS have the advantage - we could just keep fighting until all your troops were dead. How else could people armed with nothing more than RPGs and kaleshnikovs see off the US in Afghanistan and Iraq?
5) What about the rest of Europe who would rush to our defence?
6) We have nuclear weapons

So no - not a chance.

John L

mmmkay. And how would you be getting to the UK? In canoes?

topink

I'm so scared i could sh**.

James M

Your ignorance is staggering! Vietnam are what you would call Homers; that is you stand up for yourselves when threatened on your own turf. You hardly have a decent record as an all conquering force do you?

Soldier Boy

Stop smoking what ever it is you're smoking and get lost.

the devil wears camo

what f...king planet are you on,you couldn't invade the local chippy let alone the UK,you breath because we let you,

Ryan H.

Vietnam Hardly even has a military, the only reason the US left is the Vietnamese hide like cowards and set traps and dug tunnels because when ever they did get brave enough to fight face-to-face, they got slaughtered. They only way you could envade a superior country is hold little kids in front of you like you did to the US

Croxx

I would be amazed if they could ship their troops around the world - so Vietnam - no chance.

Alana C

I think that I might have eaten in the restaurant you work in!

mytea2001

I think that if the VC tarts could replace ping pong balls with grenades then we could be in deeop trouble.

mindworms

do you mean it serious? how would you sail into Britain? by saipans? or dig a tunnel all the way under the Russia?

you would freeze in Britain like the Germans did during the moscow siege attempt back in the 1941:)

Finally you (north) Vietnamese did not win the Vietnam war... the western press and public opinion did

Gem*

Whatever

Silkstone

if they invaded we blow the Black b*****ds up lol

whiskey29

stupid question we'd slap yo round eye silly.

no chance against our elite forces

Rick T

LMFAO

denco26

would like to see you dig your supply tunnels this far

American Patriot

We won every single battle, and scrimage in vietnam. But I guess that doesn't matter does it? We lost the war on the home front. I heard the only thing that kept the north vietnamese going was the anti war front. You wouldn't have been so tough without it would you?

Chancellor of Exchequer

I dinnae ken my friend.

Why you don't shut up?.

Greetings.

spkultr

first of all, you would have to fed ex to get there. cost much money. then, when you get there, you look so much different that blending in is out of the question. every brit fox hunting kid would shoot you all on sight. then, with all your money spent, how would you get home. maybe dhl cut you a deal?

Julian Karswell

What if Martians invaded Vietnam?we are becoming much more powerful puny humans cannot stop us, My pod mother was tripod pilot in first invasion

ULLAH!

mick t

Maybe if you brought all you children with you to hold in front of you as human barricades, just like you did to the US.

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