If you came face to face with Osama Bin Ladin, what would you say to him?

Mike T

A man of courage would give themselves up, A man of cowardness will hide forever. Which one do you wish to be known as when you face your God?

Paul S

shoot first, ask questions later 8)

J M

can i shave ya beard off.

livinfortheweekend2

Chicken doner with no chilli sauce. And make it snappy!

Muledancer

OSAMA!! BUDDY!

C'mon with me my friend. I have a few folks who would like to meet you.

garthbrooksfan57

Hands up!! You're under arrest!

Where's my reward?

Flit

'Your sandals are untied' and then I would knee him in the face, punch him in the stomach several times, strap a bomb to him and chuck him in a room with all his cronies and press the 'destruct' button on my remote. he he he.

supersizejewels

Catch. (as I throw a grenade).

Jason

Its a toss up between:
Central park and step on it. & Prepare to meet Allah.

praise our daily lead

jeez i dont know what i'd do, between saying one thing and actually doing it when you have the enemy up close i'd just let my training switch to auto pilot. i'd probably take him out with my KA-BAR (pig sticker/combat knife)

Annie M

There would be no point in saying anything, he is not a rational individual.

Yamster Berry's Buddy

I would say, "Allah what, MFer?"

Bookworm

I am not a violent person, but in his case I would let my fists do the talking.

Texican

What would I say to Bin Laden, in a face-to-face meeting?

"Do you believe in God?" "Well, you're gonna meet him."

togetheradecade

Explain to him that I was going to feed him to pigs (unclean in Muslim society) therefore frightening him in the only way available to religious radicals, the threat of not being admitted to heaven.

hlboin_2005

I'd let my weapon do the talking.

lillybreeze

May God have mercy on your soul....click

Kekionga

Here, you hold this dynamite while I light this match....

g-day!

stuengland2004

Take that.

As i kicked him in the nuts.

Mental Mickey

"Die, m*****f****r !!" and lob a grenade at him.

shaun s

Where are you living these days.

Jackass

I'd ask to see some form of id first, ( ie. Library card, Tesco clubcard, etc). Then when i was happy i had the right man, i'd tie him to a stake at ground zero and let the world loose on him!!

J P

I'd share my pork rinds with him, let him pet my dog, offer him a fresh-out-of-the-box orange jumpsuit, and then we'd make a special propaganda video for Al Jazeera.

angelonavaro

Your money or your life