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KyLoveChick
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In my experience a corn dog is the most effective weapon when it is hurled at an unsuspecting mime from the top of a roller coaster.
Corn dog $1.50
Hearing a mime scream like a banshee....priceless!!! :)
(((Tigger))) |
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Buck B
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Tigger, I had a great answer but after reading KYchicks ans. I am ROTFLMAO. Hail to the Queen, ((KYCHICK))
((Tigger)) |
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Chuck
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Once in Iraq I killed a man with nothing but a corn dog and a bottle of spicy mustard.
Are you stalking me? |
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Major Trrrouble - KMA >:-)
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Yes, of course!! And it's reusable too, that is, if you can get it back after you've assaulted someone with it. They are made to last and last. I think corn dogs come with a warranty if you have any problems with them. |
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Kharm
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I would call it a delicious weapon, more than effective. |
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Mike G
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Who would throw away a delicious corn dog? Keep it. Cherish it. If necessary, jab the stick in your assailant's eye afterwards. |
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Sophia
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Let it sit in the sun for a week or so, and then it would be! |
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Jon M dn ǝpıs sıɥʇ
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Yes, especially if you leave them frozen and stick nails all over them. |
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TheGreatWhite
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In the hands of a skilled ninja it could be lethal |
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Witchy Mel
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Not if they are hungry. If they're hungry, it's just a nice gesture. :) |
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xyz
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Depends what else is in the corndog |
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8 Track Mind
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still frozen i presume? where is the queen of yack when there is a good corndog question, lol |
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sapper_12b4h
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Not to mention the molten lava-like fries right out of the fryer? Like a scatter bomb!!
Residual effects of the fat and cholesterol would be lethal for generations!!!
Add extra sticks to the corndog for additional lethality, keep it frozen, ooo, and use a real good horseradish mustard, it burns much better... don't ask how I found out! |
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bregweidd
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it has to be stale |
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angie
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seriously....you couldn't come up with something better than this? Sure it's an effective weapon. |
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Susan T
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Yes, but only if used against Takeru Kobayashi! |
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Ashley Rae
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What kind of question is this? No, you eat corndogs, not throw them. |
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American Dissenter
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Don't forget the rootbeer float to make it complete. |
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leatherneck
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dont forget the stick, it could take out an eye |
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