Is it true that the Eiffel tower is a cleverly disguised missile, ready to be launched by the French...?

thezaylady

Yes, but we're well protected from such invasions by the Seattle Space Needle, The Statue of Liberty in New York, and Sleeping Beauty's Castle in Disneyland.

virgodoll

Oh my God how did u get to know one of the world's best kept secrets, then you must also know that the Taj mahal is actually a huge nuclear bomb and that it is capable of reducing the entire galaxy to zero. Hmmm now that you know it you can't be left alive.......... beware!!!!

okthiele

Yes. Hitting it right on the head. So grab your baguettes and escargot and get ready for hairy armpit women, cause this is one war we ain't gonna win.

Richard W

I doubt it.
I always thought it was a Trojan Horse. But it's been there so long all the warriors inside died of old age.

You know that the French outlawed bottle rockets & firecrackers?

Every time one went off, the Government surrendered...

richard c

You have to remember for the French to do anything, it would take at least 6 months to discuss,cuss, and then take a vote and then start all over because somebody was left out of whether to launch or not?

Mantra

God...where are you from ? Tibet or Timbuktu ? Now you will ask if statue of liberty is a nuclear bomb and Tajmahal a B-15 bomber..

Bungie

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LMAO Bigtime
Your cute!

Rebel Yell

No. The design was created before the missile was invented.

I am sure one could stash one, but the French are waaaay too proud of their culture to ever sacrifice the tower. Not in a million years.

succubus

It's more scrap iron than missile.

Matt E

dude, whats in your brownies?

danskepj

Yes and the statue of liberty is Bush in drag!!

Some Guy

No, but if it was true it would give all other countries another reason to invade France.

pianist

GAH

Misterz. it is a joke the french could/would not even think about doing anything that would envolve combat. Gods havent you been paying attention to the news? hhehehe

verduneuro

The best kept military secret is now out. It was really built by the Americans. It was invented so KFC and Coke Cola can keep their formulas secret.

jb1

WHAT a load of CRAP.It is easy to see why your points are minus six for the week.You are an intellectual nincompoop.

If the French built it, it probably isn't finished yet

Andy T

Sacre blure!!!!, what are you talkeen about, it is not a meeesile, it is a huge willy wiz no balls!!!

ponyboy

didn't you know?

kitty fresh & hissin' crew

You forgot that George Bush has the button in his pocket.

Shadowfox

I hope this is a joke, because no way..

It doesn't even look aerodynamic... It doesn't even look it can hold explosives..

But that would be pretty funny..

FIRE DE MISSLASES!!

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