Should Paris Hilton go into the Marines?

She's 26 and healthy. She's able to stay up all night and day. (Proof by partying all night and day and never looks tired) All the Marines will be proud to have her as part of a team. When she makes a higher rank she can say "AHHH TENN SHUN!! and all the Marines will sand at attention. When she says "Don't eye ball me! I promise you the Marines will not be looking at her eyes. When she yells "HELP" all the Marines will help her like the fine Marines they are. ( They (the Marines) will never leave their buddy's behind in a war zone) So they will never leave Paris hilton's behind in a war zone. She will stay safe if she goes to war. so I ask this....Will the USA have respect for Paris Hilton if she joins the Marines?

ladybugewa

No, but she might benefit from a few marines 'going into' her!

Barry

Please, don't insult the Marines!

Robert L

Why would you want to punish those poor Marines that way? I was in the Army, and even I would feel sympathy for the Corps if she ever joined.

hbomb8404

She wouldn't last an hour, the pansy.

Personally, I could care less. She's not important. If she were to contract some terrible, terminal illness and I were to read about it in the paper, I would simply say, "huh," and move on to more pressing matters -- like the comics.

ignatious93

Tha'd be HOT! She could be my drill instructor anytime.

nickolassc

I don't believe the marines will accept someone without a high school diploma. She will have to spread her herpes to the Army instead, they accept GED's.

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I can hardly see Paris doing what Demi Moore did in that movie--can't think of the name... (the training and shaving of head) lol.

I would imagine that Paris never looks tired due to 'medications', make-up people, etc. Would you want her watching your back during an attack? lol

Elvis was drafted--his fans cried, moaned and groaned. However, I believe he spent most of his time entertaining--not fighting.

Paris has done some pretty brave things (TV, DVD,movies, etc.), and I could see her going out there to entertain the troops--but not actually joining the Marines--though I'll bet that her workout coaches have her going through something similar to basic training to keep her figure...

frenchy62

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Pickle Suprise!

No, she should go Navy or Air Force. If she went Navy, she could go as a Ship's Serviceman or Yeoman, light work. I doubt she could handle the working parties.

If she went Air Force, she should go into base services, like working at the Gym, mess hall or barracks.

Curtis B

No but I bet some marines have been up in that ho.

I AM THE RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

no, and again no. she is an elitist who feels that she is better than everyone else by getting away with a crime that would stick others behind bars the squint eyed ho.

go Caracas go!