To all My brother Marine's can you relate to this? OORAH! Let me know and God bless you wherever you are.?
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To all My brother Marine's can you relate to this? OORAH! Let me know and God bless you wherever you are.?
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Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me. Semper Fi.
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poncadave
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I love it.! Doing wheelies in my wheel Chair!..Semper Fi
M******F*****!You made my day! |
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cowtrasher
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hahaha |
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petesusn
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I'm not a former Marine but I love it just the same. Semper Fi. |
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Too Old For Idol
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I wasn't a Marine but have tremendous respect for you heroes.
And, as for the Answerer Bigdaddy, it's too darn bad you were too girly to join the Marines and now you have to write something on here to degrade them.
Have a nice day Lady. |
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mary p
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Right f******* on!! |
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nicebudder
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that is too funny. |
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marine5
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Heard that one before...
It does the olde heart good to read it again...
Yours in GOD, Country & the Corps.
SEMPER FI MARINE !!!! |
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biggdaddy!
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And you wonder why the other services laugh at Marines behind their backs?
The marine in your story waited until the last few seconds so he failed and so does your joke! |
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