To all my fellow Marines! Thank you and hope this makes your day!?
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To all my fellow Marines! Thank you and hope this makes your day!?
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Two things to know before you read below: Marines are taught 1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting."
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me
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Rebecca -
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Have to say that I have seen this before and still love it each time I see it. And to all those who will attack this... remember as President Regan said, "Many people wonder if they will make a difference in this world, Marines don't have to worry about that." |
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RangerBob
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I am also a former Marine and a current Army Reservist. I think that was funny. Don't mind Upallnite, he just has his own opinion....and no humor.
Semper Fi !!! |
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A REAL American
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have to say i loved it..
had to get that in before all the damn liberals jump in here and whine |
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amish-robot
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OUTSTANDING. |
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brown eye's
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Well i'm not a Marine but i loved it need more people like that in the world |
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Yarn Junkie
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That is great every time I read it! Thank you so very, VERY much for the fine job you are doing--please know that you are all in my prayers. |
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johncondo2001
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good job |
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Patrick F
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Good to here it. |
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Sadie
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That's awesome. |
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Dagblastit
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Semper Fi
Once a Marine, always a Marine
USMC 1971-75 |
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Varg
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Thank god some people still have sence! |
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JB
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HAHA loved it....
Hoorah
Sgt, US ARMY |
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ha ha ha. love it!! |
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Cyrus
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well, im not a marine yet, but I want to be a force recon sniper. I've heard this before, and i think it's the shiz. |
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NONAME
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Great! Semper Fi
But you know if that were to happen the headlines would read "Psychotic Marine goes berserk; brutally attacks college professor".
my my we have some sensitive types here....oh well. |
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Tone G
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If u can't take a joke...u shouldn't have joined! |
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cantcu
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Funny, if assault wasn't illegal, but the Marines seem to have a little issue with that lately, don't they? How many times have they been caught murdering civilians? |
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DDT
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Oh my! Simply stupid. I hate when people use God as some sort of, "im doing this for Jesus" crap. It really pisses me off. GOD SENT ME TO PUT THIS COMMENT ON THIS STORY |
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Krustyart
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I bet you are a hunky marine too....... too bad you don't have a pic in your avatar!! |
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upallnite
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WHAT????
I am a US Marine and an ATHEIST! Your story may be hartfelt for you and other theists but it is insulting to me.
If the Marine in this story was one of mine I would send him to the CO for a page11(conduct unbecoming,assault). I hold my Marines to a very high standard. |
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