What happen if Venezuela declares war to USA?

gunsrfunmg

is that even necessary 2 ask??? use ur head

ponusjoe42

!) We'd laugh
2) The rest of the world would laugh
3) We'd all laugh together
4) We'd all laugh even harder
5) Etc

NEOBillyfree

crack head chavez gets snuffed in his sleep and the people unite against him.

hahahahahahahahahahaha we'd win then take all their oil

Ron g

our oil problems would be solved

armyav8r58d

Id get to mark off another country on the list of places Ive been and eat allot of taco's (and probably learn how to play soccer).

Barry auh2o

If you buy CITGO gas, you'd better find another gas station.

Venezuela would get a big *** kickin. They do not have the means to invade the USA.

FRAGINAL-NOYPI

USA must defend itself or invade Venezuela as a preemptive strike. USA will win because of superiority in weapons.

James M

You ever see the funny videos of a big guy holding the head of the little guy, as the little guy swings away hitting nothing but air? Yeah, it would be kind of like that.....and does Venezuela even have an army?

c_ray_mcmanus

1st, we'd laugh.
2nd, we'd torch all of the Citgo stations across the U.S.
3rd, we'd laugh some more.

Venezuela doesn't have the means to attack our country. If they tried, they'd find their county wiped off the map in a matter of minutes.

WaterPoloStud

The only way that they could win would be that we would be laughing so hard that we couldn't fight back. Otherwise, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Grant M

First of all not even Chavez is stupid enough to do that because that would give the U.S. a green light to invade and crush Venezuela and because they declared war on us there wouldn't be (or at least shouldn't be) any critzicim from the american people or European powers. I would estimate that Venezuela would fall in a coventual military way in about 3-12 days.

Mary Jo W

US National Guard

oxo_07

What is this??????? Sounds like a BEAR versus a """tini- wini fly""", give us a break..Lol....

tldcash

we would but our boot in the *** and get a new terortory. our soulders would celbrate cause they get to go whip another country i agree with others to we would laughe untill it hurts then laughe some more
this would be the leaders talking
venezuela president: we are tired of your ignoance we declare war on you
USA president: WHAT! LOL you sure you want to do that!? HAHA we will crush you before you can even raise the gas prices
venezuela president: yes we are tired of you policing the world
USA president:OMG HAhahahahaah heheheheheheh hahahahahahahhahheheheheheheh(takes out cell phone and calls his buddys) Hey england you want belive this hehe venezuela declarde war on usa. haha yeah i know thats what i said.
venezuela president: WHAT who are you talking to STOP laughing stop i mean it grrr
USA president: haha what if i dont hahah what you going todo declare war on me hahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah... muhahahahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahh... ehehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehe... (USA president passes out from laughing so hard)
2 weeks later usa has a new provadence

aCeRBic

Thats a laugh, they couldnt beat our own coast guard.

Mohammed F

I believe the last Latin American country to declare war on the United States was Panama. The United States responded by invading Panama and arresting the then president Noriega. I would imagine the same could happen if Venezuela declared war as well. That or the administration would considier the declaration of war no more than an attempt at political posturing and ignore it.

Prof. Cort

Would definitely be a short fight. Could probably let the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts handle it.

HeathySurprise

You are funny. The US, of course. Unless they wait 5 years, when this country transform itself in a third world country, then they might stand a chance, but I doubt it. Chavez is not that much of a Brain either.

fallenaway

The US might arrest them.

DOOM

We would win. The last war we fought was WW2. We're good at war.

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