What is the best Military uniform to wear to a party to pick girls and what I say when people question me?

KaNgArOo

That is funny yet disgusting at the same time maybe its not the uniform that picks the women up maybe its the pride of the man in it.Allso you would be **** out of luck if another serving member was there and starts asking question if he finds out youre faking you might end up with a purple heart after all

Chef

You really would be breaking the law, but if people figured it out, and I am sure they would, you would probably just get your *** kicked.

Neil T

You would be breaking the law.

K-BEAR

and your not in the military? you shouldnt wear any of it. if i were there i would probably punch you in the face. no joke. if you want to wear the uniform to get girls, the man up and join

if you are in the military then you would know which uniform to wear.

mtbarrientes

Can you say illegal, not to mention spitting on our REAL uniformed soldiers! I have done 4 years and a year tour in Iraq. My husband is on his 3rd tour!! You are a lousy person and if I could cyber beat the CRAP out of you (though I am certain you are too full of it to get all the sh!@ out!) I would.

amberlyn

your an idiot

lardawg54

A German Nazi Uniform.

the devil wears camo

I'm sure a real soldier would have something to say about that and there is no way on gods earth you would fool anyone but you would be the cent re of attention when you get found out if only because of the complete prat you Will have made of yourself not to mention the contempt others Will have for you,

dburkeusmc

In my opinion USMC dress blue or dress green class A
with a little salad on the chest, but if I caught you in a class A uniform, or any uniform for that matter, knowing you had no military experience , I would CLEAN YOUR CLOCK.!!
Then, while you are lying on the floor feeling sorry for yourself trying to get your s--t together, I would have you arrested and jailed for fraud.

meseattlequin

i am totaly insulted at your stupidity. You are an ungreatfull loser pretending to be in the army. not only is it against the law but you should be shot for stupidity alone. I am sure i speak for all service men and women past present and to be

Glenn G

how sad that you have to lie to pick up girls. And to use the militray as an excuse.
Maybe if you realise men and woman die for your country, you might see the uniform as more than just a pick up.

what a sad nut you are

brian p

Watch it!, If you wear a military uniform and went to a party, some Iraqi, Afghan, Saudi or Pakistani guy may think you killed some of their friends or relatives. Then your in real trouble!

Peter M

You need to get out more, I spent 10 years in the Paras never wore my uniform off base, it wasn't allowed then. Too many irate Paddy's trying to have a go. This didn't stop me pulling though!!

the fish

Desert d.p.ms,-disrupted patterned material,and a sand coloulred berry with the badge of our elite s.a.s.(special air service.)The badge is enough to make any girl go weak at the knees,and you cant boast about any operations you have been on.-BECAUSE YOU`R NOT ALLOWED TO.
Good luck fella.

locostar742000

Best way to pick up girls, when they hit the floor. Your an idiot.
My recomdation to you, Join the Army, go to Iraq, find a bunch of insergents, and ask them if they really belive in this "Muhamed" Guy, and see what happend...IDIOT

usnavycorpsman

YOU AREA WEASEL. IFYOU WANT TO WEAR THE UNIFORM, SERVE OUR COUNTRY

lawrencegrossman

Wearing a medal you didn't earn will get you a prison term. That is after all the military men at the party beat you up. Plus when the police arrive and they are ex military they will beat you up.

Robert C

not only would you be breaking the law you would being doing a great injustice to those whom gave the ultimate sacrifice in that very same uniform your trying to pick up women in

Bob D

you should wear a clowns uniform..fits you best...

topink

YOu should go as a gladiator.
Get it? Glad 'e ate'er.

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