When will bloody Americans stop butchering the queens English? Do they want us to invade and reclaim it as we?

Narky

Invade America... lets do it. :p

I'll command my troops and bring them through Canada.... the world's longest unprotected border. They'll never know what hit them. You can bring a surge of troops up from Mexico. We'll let the SAS swoop down on key infrastructure buildings.. like all McDonalds... and the TV cable stations... then close them down. They'll immediatey surrender.

yeah_but_we_all_are

You lost the war here once, don't make us kick your butts again.

Old Fat Bald Guy

Whoohoo!
Fish and chips for everyone!

Leadfoot_Willie2.0

Don't blame the student, blame the teacher.

If you crooked-toothed Brits had taken the time to teach us better instead of just taxing us to death, then maybe we'd talk better.

Just because you didn't do the job, don't blame us.

By the way, when are you guys going to give us some more decent music? You haven't done much since the Beatles!!!

Get on it, ok?

P/S: Thank you for not hating us, like the rest of the world does.

Razor Jim

Piss off the queen doesn't own Americans dillweed

foosieboy1953

we moved away from your queen a long time ago. catch up...

Michael H

!!LOL!! I blame rap for our horrid vocabulary =o)

r1b1c*

The vast majority of Americans speak Spanish, so, naturally when speaking in a foreign language they are bound to butcher it.

It is likely that you meant United Statesians though. Not the same thing. ;-)

Robin L

royalty holds no weight anymore. With all their scandals it would be an embarrassment to me not to mention a "Royal" pain in the ***.

Voltaire's book Candide

You should see what ebonics has done to our butchered english.

"You for real my queefy?"

Sweetpea

oh gee I'm worried sick. Oh and by the way "spelt" means to split, you perhaps meant to say "spelled"?

earl

because a long time ago we stopped using the queen's english and started using our own.

Lady Shondra

ur 2 funny. thanks for the laugh.;)

>woohoo<

go on, son!!

...that means i agree with him

Bob G

We Americans haven't had anything to do with the Queen's English for over 200 years. You can keep it and be welcome to it.

What we do with American English, however, is none of your concern, so KYFHO.

Tommy B

Mind your own business, chap, or else your grandkids will be speaking Arabic while we continue speaking American English.

arietta

I LOVE your accents in Britain!! We have some great accents in the US- it's what makes us all unique. One way of speaking would be boring. I like the Brits even if you don't like us. :)

conranger1

Why do you even bother to respond to this little childs post, he should be at home with Mummy holding his hand!
With a name like Dwyer he is not even a true British person, but a blow in.

Flowers

you started it,would you like a American Hamburger ?

You know you love me, Flowers!

mnwomen

We dont speak the Queens English. We speak the Americans English.

Big PussyCat

Your funny. If the English speak so well, then why do they have an accent?
Look out, or we'll export some dentists.
Besides we alread occupy your country, incase you haven't noticed the American military bases.
By the way we saved your limey butts twice.
If not for the good ole USA you would be speaking German.

Sking

Rule Brittania!

20JAN13 End of an Error

There might be a reason why it's referred to American English, since it is a unique dialect of English that we use. Similar to the idea that both Spain and Mexico speak Spanish, but use very different dialects of Spanish to the point that someone who knows "proper" Spanish (Spain's Spanish) may actually have trouble conversing with someone who knows Mexican Spanish.

Sorry bub...we don't speak the Queen's English here. We speak American English. Same language, different dialect. You say we're butchering the Queen's English...I say you're butchering American English.

jaded

Sid, I see you, hiding in there! for shame!!

Follow the money

So you say.

MenifeeManiac

Come and get us, Limey...

fluttering_by@sbcglobal.net

i happen to like the way i speak but do enjoy a lesson in Manchester speak now and then

Sabrina

Honey--you guys lost the first time around. What makes you think you would be victorious if you tried again???? By the way....it is "spelled"--not "spelt". Go drink some tea or eat a biscuit!

john23

These problems are trivial. The media have destroyed correct English by misusing thousands of their words. Let them distort their language any way they wish but leave correct English alone. My current pet hate is the complete disappearance of the verb 'to go'. We no longer go anywhere. We 'head' there. Please keep this nonsense on the other side of the Atlantic. ....and Sabrina you need to know a little more about language before posting. Both 'spelled' and 'spelt' are correct past participles of the verb 'to spell'.

Hannabil

when the the queen quits butchering the german language sens it came from that jackwogen

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